The Passat is boring me.

Kinja'd!!! by "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
Published 08/07/2017 at 17:47

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Kinja'd!!!

And all I can hear is Beelzebub’s calling.

For all my eyes see is red.

The flesh yearns for GTS.

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Replies (19)

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
08/07/2017 at 17:53, STARS: 2

Does he have a devil put aside for you?

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
08/07/2017 at 17:55, STARS: 0

How long have you owned that V A R I A N T ?

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
08/07/2017 at 17:56, STARS: 0

9 Months now.

The rattles and weird noises are driving me insane.

Will probably sell it sometime next year.

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
08/07/2017 at 18:02, STARS: 0

Do it

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
08/07/2017 at 18:02, STARS: 2

Sounds like you are

V A R I D I S A P P O I N T E D

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Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
08/07/2017 at 18:08, STARS: 0

My Porsche Won’t Start

Kinja'd!!! "DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
08/07/2017 at 18:10, STARS: 0

I approve of anything to do with a first gen Cayenne

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
08/07/2017 at 18:21, STARS: 0

I really am, when I had Citroens and other unholy unreliable cars (like my lovely 156 V6 wagon or the Range Rover) everything was diagnosable and fixable (albeit expensive). The Passat makes all sorts of weird shit and none of the 3 mechanics and the VW Dealer I’ve sent it to could find anything wrong with it. They look at me like I’m mad to keep sending them a perfect car because it makes a weird noise

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I can’t stand it anymore, all the rattles and creaks MUST mean something.

Shit piss.

Kinja'd!!!

My Alfa looked just like this when it almost caught fire.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
08/07/2017 at 18:21, STARS: 0

Yes

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
08/07/2017 at 18:21, STARS: 1

All that delicious Nikasil cylinder coating

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
08/07/2017 at 18:22, STARS: 1

I really want to, my fear is that I won’t be able to insure it.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
08/07/2017 at 18:22, STARS: 0

My very fast Porsche SUV won’t start.

Kinja'd!!! "Vítor" (vitorcesar)
08/07/2017 at 18:39, STARS: 0

Like this one? Grey, but the only other 4.8 GTS I found in SP is black, with more miles and R$35k more expensive

http://www.webmotors.com.br/c/20091990

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
08/07/2017 at 18:42, STARS: 0

Exactly that one, it’s quite close to my house. I’ve been eyeing that thing for months. There are a couple others tho.

https://www.webmotors.com.br/comprar/porsche/cayenne/4-8-gts-4x4-v8-32v-gasolina-4p-tiptronic/4-portas/2009-2010/19470200

I also have a friend that wants to get rid of his.

Kinja'd!!! "Vítor" (vitorcesar)
08/07/2017 at 18:51, STARS: 0

There is only one red V8 GTS (with even less miles) but it is in Rio Grande do Sul. It would surely be scenic drive from the south back to São Paulo, and I wouldn’t blame you if you did a short drive through Uruguay/Argentina either

http://www.webmotors.com.br/c/20221322

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
08/07/2017 at 19:33, STARS: 0

The drive back would be interesting, but only if they are willing to take the Passat on trade.

Kinja'd!!! "Vítor" (vitorcesar)
08/07/2017 at 19:55, STARS: 0

It is a dealership, not a private seller, so they will probably take it.

Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
08/08/2017 at 00:39, STARS: 0

I might possibly, allegedly, know from experience that a particular 210 Mercedes might possibly, allegedly, be faster. Which strikes me as odd. They’re still cool, if a bit fishy looking.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
08/08/2017 at 06:18, STARS: 1

If I could find an E55 (or E63 for that matter) I would be driving it now. They imported very few early AMG cars over here, especially the Wagons and they are all either 10k mile collection cars that command a really high premium or old armored buisness cars that have been maintened on tight budget by the 11th owner and have billions of miles.