by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 08/07/2017 at 13:43

Tags: fite me.
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Why has no one stanced a Unimog?

Replies (27)

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
08/07/2017 at 13:45, STARS: 5

Because stance is fucking awful.

"CB" (jrcb)
08/07/2017 at 13:46, STARS: 0

Because no one is willing to spend that much on a joke.

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
08/07/2017 at 13:46, STARS: 5

Because people in position to buy one know better?

"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
08/07/2017 at 13:46, STARS: 0

because the owners use them for their intended purpose

"random001" (random001)
08/07/2017 at 13:47, STARS: 0

Because I want a Unimog?

"benjrblant" (benjblant)
08/07/2017 at 13:49, STARS: 0

How would you stance a solid axle?

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
08/07/2017 at 13:51, STARS: 0

Flip the portals?

"Tareim - V8 powered" (tareimgaml)
08/07/2017 at 13:52, STARS: 0

Because it will look awful, exhibit a (rc version)

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
08/07/2017 at 13:52, STARS: 0

Because they have portal axles and you can’t get hella flush with portal axles.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
08/07/2017 at 13:53, STARS: 0

You could flip the axles.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
08/07/2017 at 13:53, STARS: 0

That looks great.

"benjrblant" (benjblant)
08/07/2017 at 13:53, STARS: 0

That would be akin to slamming it, but you can’t get that much camber adjustment on a solid axle.

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
08/07/2017 at 13:54, STARS: 0

I stand corrected.

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
08/07/2017 at 13:56, STARS: 0

But then you could only drive backwards.

"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
08/07/2017 at 13:59, STARS: 0

Think how big of a step notch you would need to even get close to laying frame. That’s why.

"benjrblant" (benjblant)
08/07/2017 at 13:59, STARS: 0

Flipping portals still does not net you camber adjustment.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
08/07/2017 at 14:04, STARS: 0

So it be.

"Wacko" (wacko--)
08/07/2017 at 14:07, STARS: 0

you can flip your Juke

"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
08/07/2017 at 14:14, STARS: 3

Said no one ever.

"Tareim - V8 powered" (tareimgaml)
08/07/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 1

it really doesn’t though :/

"With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username" (with-a-g)
08/07/2017 at 14:39, STARS: 0

nonononono, just install the portal axles upside down.

"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
08/07/2017 at 14:48, STARS: 0

Still nowhere close to being low.

"BigBlock440" (440-4bbl)
08/07/2017 at 14:53, STARS: 2

“Because it will look awful”

When has that ever stopped them? 

"BigBlock440" (440-4bbl)
08/07/2017 at 14:54, STARS: 1

A couple stacks of washers on the wheel studs.....

"Tareim - V8 powered" (tareimgaml)
08/07/2017 at 14:55, STARS: 0

that is annoyingly true

"BayAreaMiataBoi" (bayareamiataboi)
08/08/2017 at 00:38, STARS: 0

!

"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
08/08/2017 at 07:08, STARS: 0

be unique and do it.