by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 08/07/2017 at 10:55
by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 08/07/2017 at 10:55
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STARS: 2
"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
08/07/2017 at 10:57, STARS: 1
Lol, wut.
"Nibby" (nibby68)
08/07/2017 at 10:59, STARS: 1
"LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
08/07/2017 at 11:00, STARS: 1
Did you win?
"TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
08/07/2017 at 11:00, STARS: 1
And the obvious question, where did you rank?
:)
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/07/2017 at 11:01, STARS: 1
Creepy. But at least you know where you ranked.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/07/2017 at 11:01, STARS: 0
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/07/2017 at 11:02, STARS: 1
Well... Not last. So there’s that.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/07/2017 at 11:03, STARS: 0
I mean... I didn’t lose.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/07/2017 at 11:03, STARS: 1
I was happier just assuming that I ranked at the top. I didn’t really need any sort of external confirmation.
"random001" (random001)
08/07/2017 at 11:05, STARS: 3
From my experience, it’s not worth have any conversations with an ex, when they become an ex...
Then again, I always rank #1 purely because I haven’t had this conversation with an ex, and am free to make that shit up.
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
08/07/2017 at 11:06, STARS: 1
Well were you in last place?
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/07/2017 at 11:07, STARS: 0
I was not! But I also was happier just assuming that I was in first.
"Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
08/07/2017 at 11:08, STARS: 0
Only one winner. The rest are losers.
"themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce)
08/07/2017 at 11:09, STARS: 1
Ooooffff. Yeah, that’s not a fun conversation to have. Though neither is the “list of things you didn’t do that I asked you to do when we were together” conversation.
Just thought of a new life rule - if you don’t want to be on either side of a conversation, it’s probably a shitty conversation to have and should be avoided unless absolutely necessary.
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
08/07/2017 at 11:09, STARS: 1
It’s the little victories
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/07/2017 at 11:09, STARS: 0
Sadly, I have a deep compulsion to remain actual friends with all of my exes. Since college, I have exactly one ex that I’m not on friendly terms with and it really bothers me.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
08/07/2017 at 11:09, STARS: 3
Maybe that was a bridge you should have burned.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/07/2017 at 11:11, STARS: 0
I mean, we’re otherwise very, very close friends.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
08/07/2017 at 11:12, STARS: 4
Can you rank her in a list of friends?
"random001" (random001)
08/07/2017 at 11:12, STARS: 1
I was that way for a bit, but then I got over it. Hopefully you will, too. There is a reason this is an ex, just remember that. You might survive, but you also might get dragged down into some bull that hurts you in some way. Be careful, is all I’m saying. Watching out for my Oppos, yo.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/07/2017 at 11:13, STARS: 1
Well, she’d probably have been tied for first before this conversation.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/07/2017 at 11:15, STARS: 0
No worries on that account. I don’t have a single ex that I’d want to be in a relationship with again.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/07/2017 at 11:16, STARS: 1
I think the only thing worse than this would be having this same conversation while you’re still together. Which I’ve somehow managed to have several times in the past.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
08/07/2017 at 11:16, STARS: 1
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"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
08/07/2017 at 11:17, STARS: 2
None of my ex’s still talk to me, so I have that going for me; which is nice.
"Wacko" (wacko--)
08/07/2017 at 11:17, STARS: 3
that was your upper head thinks, but your lower head is making you stay friends cause it’s controlling you!
"random001" (random001)
08/07/2017 at 11:18, STARS: 1
Except that you ARE in a relationship with them. Just not THAT kind of relationship.
And you are likely just a better man than I in this respect. Things did not go well for me.
"SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
08/07/2017 at 11:26, STARS: 3
Where did you land on that list?
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/07/2017 at 11:28, STARS: 2
Once in college, my then-girlfriend told me about the largest penis she had ever seen. It was, according to her best estimation, slightly longer than 12".
Somehow, I instinctively knew that this monster penis belonged to a friend of mine, even though I knew both of them independently and had no reason to think they had ever met, so I asked if it was his and she was quite shocked that I somehow knew.
It didn’t bother me at all that my girlfriend and friend had slept together before I knew either one, and she was quite insistent that a monster penis is not a very enjoyable thing, which was why she only slept with him once.
Despite that, it still sort of destroyed my friendship with him, because I unwittingly found myself unable to stop thinking about his giant penis. I eventually had to stop hanging out with him, because I started living in fear that we’d use the restroom at the same time and I wouldn’t be able to stop myself from looking over.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/07/2017 at 11:29, STARS: 2
Not the bottom and not the top.
"R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
08/07/2017 at 11:34, STARS: 0
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
You were right to not be in that situation anymore.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/07/2017 at 11:52, STARS: 1
Funny thing about that - - years ago, I started dating a woman the day after she broke up with a friend of a friend (literally - she was pretty excited to tell me that they had broken up). We ended up dating for about 9 months, and during that time, I learned that this friend of a friend was really huge - not that I had any interest in learning that, of course. I seem to have dated a lot of women that share too much...
For years, I kept in touch with her, although it fell apart after I had a bad breakup with someone she set me up with - - but somehow, I’m actually friends with that guy now. But I avoid being in the restroom at the same time as him.
"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
08/07/2017 at 12:12, STARS: 0
Must be nice....lol :p
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/07/2017 at 12:19, STARS: 0
That’s the spirit.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/07/2017 at 12:26, STARS: 2
You’re making recall the time my wife and I were on North Miami Beach. I went into the public restroom and noticed out of the corner of my eye this very skanky looking guy standing at a urinal looking surreptitiously from side to side. When I came out of the stall, he was still there, but someone had occupied a spot next to him and he was gazing over with his arm moving up and down. After washing up, I went outside to look for a beach cop.
Now, my task is not see that in my head when I read your posts. So, thanks for that.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/07/2017 at 12:30, STARS: 1
Thanks for sharing! Now I can’t get that visual out of my head...
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/07/2017 at 12:36, STARS: 1
Protip: alcohol only works temporarily.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/07/2017 at 12:45, STARS: 2
Yeah, I’m thinking that eye bleach won’t be enough here.
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
08/07/2017 at 13:10, STARS: 11
Large penises are kind of like a suspension lift on a 4x4 pickup. Anything bigger than 6-8" might be fun to look at, but it sucks when you actually try to park it somewhere.
"Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
08/07/2017 at 13:19, STARS: 0
Next time she tries that, tell her you shagged her dad. The confusion should kill the conversation there and then.
"Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
08/07/2017 at 13:19, STARS: 0
Next time she tries that, tell her you shagged her dad. The confusion should kill the conversation there and then.
"SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
08/07/2017 at 13:21, STARS: 7
...Phrasing?
"AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
08/07/2017 at 17:29, STARS: 2
I literally just laughed out loud at work. That’s awesome. Thank you for that.
"6691 zapS" (6691-zaps)
08/07/2017 at 19:18, STARS: 1
TMI, if she wants to give me pointers to improve me maybe. I have no interest in any other of her other partners.
"6691 zapS" (6691-zaps)
08/07/2017 at 19:19, STARS: 0
We were both virgins when we met and become virgins again when we broke up.
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
08/07/2017 at 20:04, STARS: 0
That’s why I’m here!