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Kinja'd!!! by "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
Published 08/06/2017 at 21:29

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o man.....

Kinja'd!!!

Well yesterday was mostly spent under my brother-in-laws Camry. He was getting a couple codes, I think. P0441 and P0442 today he sent me this:

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!!

we were running low on time so we went to McDonalds. I got a #4 which is a double quarter pounder, medium fry and drink (lemonade). I then got a double cheeseburger and 6 piece nugget. Yesterday for breakfast I made 2 scrambled eggs, a hash brown and 2 small sausages. I had another double cheese burger from my grill for dinner. I just shit for the 3rd time today.  


Replies (15)

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
08/06/2017 at 21:32, STARS: 2

How many heart attacks have you had in the past half hour?

If it’s more than 7, I’d advise you to see a doctor.

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
08/06/2017 at 21:43, STARS: 2

Kinja'd!!!

IRL picture of opposaurus. He don’t need no doctor.

Kinja'd!!! "shpuker" (shpuker)
08/06/2017 at 21:59, STARS: 0

I had 3 McDicks sausage burritos for breakfast/lunch and a #6 at Taco Hell with a Kickstarter for dinner... I have no excuse but I’m at similar, “Oh god what have I done” levels

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
08/06/2017 at 22:23, STARS: 0

Should have kept the Allroad so none of this would have happened.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
08/06/2017 at 22:35, STARS: 0

this is my brother-in-laws car. I can;t even imagine the shit i would have gone thru if I had kept that thing.

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
08/06/2017 at 22:38, STARS: 0

no, i mean you wouldn’t have made it to your brothers house or mcdonalds if you had kept the Allroad.

That is why I made the very wise decision to buy a Tacoma and buy something fun and 2.7t equipped a little later down the line.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
08/06/2017 at 22:40, STARS: 1

I’m looking at TTs right now on craigslist.... just a dream

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
08/06/2017 at 22:41, STARS: 1

I let one rip this morning and my daughters thought the baby shit his diaper.

Kinja'd!!! "sony1492" (sony1492)
08/06/2017 at 22:49, STARS: 0

The color of that Focus is amazing

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
08/06/2017 at 23:35, STARS: 0

Do it sometime

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
08/07/2017 at 06:41, STARS: 0

Craigslist has a porn section?

Kinja'd!!! "The Powershift in Steve's '12 Ford Focus killed it's TCM (under warranty!)" (steve-still-hasnt-wrecked-the-powershift-in-his-12-ford-focus)
08/07/2017 at 08:53, STARS: 1

Frosted Glass. A one year only color, sadly. When I found out Ford was discontinuing it, I decided to find one in that color rather than settling for Kona Blue.

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Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
08/07/2017 at 11:52, STARS: 0

I tried to eat healthy one day and had a chicken salad for lunch. 3 hours later I’m pulled off the side of the road hiding behind a pine tree shitting out everything I have eaten for the last two days. Fuck salad, I should have had a cheese burger.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
08/07/2017 at 12:10, STARS: 0

I bet the personals get pretty close

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
08/07/2017 at 12:30, STARS: 0

Check it out and report back.