Grocery Store Parking Lot Photo in Search of a Caption

Kinja'd!!! by "John Norris (AngryDrifter)" (angrydrifter)
Published 08/06/2017 at 21:05

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Kinja'd!!! "dogisbadob" (dogisbadob)
08/06/2017 at 21:10, STARS: 1

oooo a yellow spark!

I like the door on that Caravan

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
08/06/2017 at 21:23, STARS: 1

Knowing these Italian cars they don’t even need a spark to light up.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
08/06/2017 at 21:27, STARS: 1

“uhhh Mopar Van”

-Mr. Regular

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
08/06/2017 at 21:28, STARS: 1

That awkward moment when you have to park with the plebs

Kinja'd!!! "JeepJeremy" (jeepjeremy)
08/06/2017 at 21:57, STARS: 1

I see an Explorer Sport Trac!

Kinja'd!!! "Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner" (gavinharter30)
08/06/2017 at 22:04, STARS: 3

Having gotten his rental car, the stig then went to his nearest grocery store

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
08/06/2017 at 22:26, STARS: 2

The trifecta of reliability.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
08/06/2017 at 22:33, STARS: 0

This also looks like the answer to some complicated Wobbles The Mind three-car garage challenge.

Kinja'd!!! "JeepJeremy" (jeepjeremy)
08/06/2017 at 22:41, STARS: 1

*Clarkson voice*

Kinja'd!!! "coqui70" (coqui70)
08/06/2017 at 22:59, STARS: 1

Needs to be a “Decisions ... Decisions” poster:

Van - forgot to wear a condom and got your high-school girlfriend pregnant. All you can afford on your combined income from three part-time jobs - plus useful for Uber airport runs.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo - Embezzled enough from your company to afford this, or skipped the last year of college after signing with Miami.

Spark - never got a chance to forget to wear a condom. Really useful for runs to the local D&D store though.

Kinja'd!!! "Under_Score" (tomtheatum)
08/06/2017 at 23:20, STARS: 0

Which store is this?

Kinja'd!!! "John Norris (AngryDrifter)" (angrydrifter)
08/07/2017 at 19:21, STARS: 0

Publix in Canton GA.

Kinja'd!!! "John Norris (AngryDrifter)" (angrydrifter)
08/07/2017 at 19:23, STARS: 0

... perhaps as a personality test.

Kinja'd!!! "Under_Score" (tomtheatum)
08/07/2017 at 21:50, STARS: 0

Wow, you’re kind of close to me. Town & Country was probably there for the BOGO’s, Lambo was probably there for the name-brand organic stuff haha.

Kinja'd!!! "John Norris (AngryDrifter)" (angrydrifter)
08/07/2017 at 22:19, STARS: 0

Publix is in the background. The Lambo was right in front of a UPS store where I was dropping off a package for my wife. I asked the guy working the UPS counter if that was his Lambo. I guess I’m not really that funny.

Here is a shot from Google street view.

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I think the Beige Tahoe is where the Spark is in my photo.

Kinja'd!!! "Under_Score" (tomtheatum)
08/09/2017 at 22:31, STARS: 0

That makes a lot more sense; thank you!

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
08/11/2017 at 18:48, STARS: 2

Minivan: I love the mother of my children.

Lambo: size is everything and if only I could find a woman who would be in a position to notice mine.

Spark: married 28 years, already belong to the Clipper Club, you punks don’t even no how to have sex yet, let alone appreciate it. Good for runs up to visit the in-laws and enjoy watching the cousins interact while bemoaning the man-baby in the Whitehouse. #lifeisgood

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
08/11/2017 at 18:49, STARS: 0

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