Subaru Should Be Called BaruSu....

Kinja'd!!! by "PS9" (PS9)
Published 08/05/2017 at 13:09

Tags: literally run by people ; with butts for mouths
STARS: 1


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Because this is BS. Well we killed the WRX hatch, and now the market is full of performance hatches. So we’ll bring back the hatch...

What? You said you wanted the Impreza hatch to come back, and it’s back. What’s the problem. Not fast enough, you say? OOOOHHH Well the WRX is a seperate-but-not-at-all-because-it’s-still-the-same car now. Should have asked for a WRX hatch if that’s what you wanted... AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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- BUTTMOUTHS


Replies (6)

Kinja'd!!! "shpuker" (shpuker)
08/05/2017 at 13:16, STARS: 5

But.... They never stopped selling the hatchback regular Impreza.

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Kinja'd!!! "Leon711" (leon711)
08/05/2017 at 13:23, STARS: 0

Controversial statement, all of U R A BUS’s local (UK) lineup is bland even the WRX which is easily bettered in the UK market by the extreme wealth of Hot hatches.

They need to do something because they are being outsold here by ssangyong.

Kinja'd!!! "m-b-w loves his SUBAROO" (m-b-w)
08/05/2017 at 13:59, STARS: 3

From the sounds of things, the hatch will be returning when the WRX moves to the new global platform that underpins the new Impreza, around 2020.

Kinja'd!!! "Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner" (gavinharter30)
08/05/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 0

Ouch that’s not good

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
08/05/2017 at 14:52, STARS: 0

There has never been a time where the Impreza hatchback went away. They did the same thing with the STi sedan last generation. They were hatch only for the first few years and then the sedan was added with the refresh in 2011.

Kinja'd!!! "xyzabc" (stackofoldwood)
08/05/2017 at 14:55, STARS: 0

Spelled backwards it’s “U R A Bus”