Attention oppo (but mostly Harold)

Kinja'd!!! by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 08/05/2017 at 01:05

Tags: Did you know that I own a sportcross?
STARS: 2


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There is a probability greater than zero that the Tercel is dead.


Replies (28)

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/05/2017 at 01:15, STARS: 0

Sounds like the starter isn’t connected to anything.

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
08/05/2017 at 01:18, STARS: 1

Do you own a Sportcross by any chance?

I can’t seem to recall if it was you.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibbles" (nibbles)
08/05/2017 at 01:19, STARS: 0

Yup, donesauce. No compression left :(

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
08/05/2017 at 01:20, STARS: 0

If I only I owned at least one other vehicle. WHAT WILL I DO NOW!?!?!?

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/05/2017 at 01:22, STARS: 0

Sell me the Longbed?

Kinja'd!!! "2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered" (2fast2furiousfc3s)
08/05/2017 at 01:27, STARS: 4

Rip tercel

Let me prepare your Craigslist listing:

450$ firm cash in hand no test drives I know what I got

Hello I’m a space crab and I’m selling my used lunchbox that has given up. Perfect for a 4 age swap

No lowballer

No tire kickers

I know what I have

Kinja'd!!! "Nibbles" (nibbles)
08/05/2017 at 01:35, STARS: 0

I’ll trade my Cadillac for your Sportcross

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
08/05/2017 at 01:38, STARS: 0

I will respectfully decline your offer

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
08/05/2017 at 01:38, STARS: 0

How long has it been sitting?

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
08/05/2017 at 01:40, STARS: 0

Five days

Kinja'd!!! "Nibbles" (nibbles)
08/05/2017 at 01:40, STARS: 7

I will respectfully decline your declination and start drawing up papers

Kinja'd!!! "4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet)
08/05/2017 at 01:41, STARS: 8

This is how you do proper business. I’m taking notes.

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
08/05/2017 at 01:42, STARS: 0

Bugger. If you had said months I’d say shoot some oil in the cylinders and see what happens, maybe just the rings need some help. But five days, nope. Sorry.

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
08/05/2017 at 01:45, STARS: 0

Junkyard engine? Isn’t this once mighty beast worth saving?

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
08/05/2017 at 01:51, STARS: 0

Buggered starter motor?

Ring gear perhaps?

Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
08/05/2017 at 01:56, STARS: 1

Time for a 2JZ swap

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
08/05/2017 at 02:02, STARS: 1

Are you sure the starter is turning the engine?

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/05/2017 at 02:33, STARS: 0

Can’t take notes without a pen.

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "VonBootWilly - Likes Toyota, but it's still complicated." (vonbootwilly)
08/05/2017 at 06:07, STARS: 0

I would still try the oil in the spark plug holes trick anyway. We had a 93 civic that did that after sitting a week and once started it was fine and ran a few more years.

Even my GS300 did that on two cylinders after sitting a few weeks, once it started it showed perfect compression and burn zero oil still.

Kinja'd!!! "SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
08/05/2017 at 07:16, STARS: 0

Put the Sportcross engine into the Tercel. Or buy an Altezza.

Kinja'd!!! "RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
08/05/2017 at 07:39, STARS: 0

Wow? What happened? I know you parked it because it was acting up, but was this the reason you parked it? Did the rings lose compression in 5 days? :S

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
08/05/2017 at 10:11, STARS: 1

Theoretically, if you were to sell a non running Tercel, how much would it be listed for and what would the OPPO discount be?

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
08/05/2017 at 10:34, STARS: 0

Not sure

Kinja'd!!! "MM54" (mm54mk2)
08/05/2017 at 11:10, STARS: 0

This sounds more like the starter pinion has ceased to be or you’ve found a spot where the ring-gear is stripped. For the latter, put it in gear and push it a foot and try again. For the former, pull the starter. It really doesn’t sound like it’s turning the engine.

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
08/05/2017 at 11:29, STARS: 0

I guess, hope it isn’t? A new starter or flywheel would likely be easier to deal with than no conpression

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
08/05/2017 at 17:00, STARS: 0

If it’s seriously dead, I’d take 500 no lowballers I know what I have which is a lawn ornament with plaid seats

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
08/05/2017 at 18:28, STARS: 0

Damnit. If only I wasn’t across the country.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/05/2017 at 21:06, STARS: 0

Listening to this again at a higher volume. Motor drone is all you can hear. Definitely not cranking.