by "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
Published 08/04/2017 at 22:40
by "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
Published 08/04/2017 at 22:40
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The average age is 50-55. I’m 22 and she’s 21. We may be the only ones married in here. Imagine a college bar for AARP members. Ask us anything. We’re drinking for obvious reasons.
"CB" (jrcb)
08/04/2017 at 22:51, STARS: 5
“Yes that’s judge dred and Edward Scissor Hands...”
Oh gods you really are the youngest people in there. That’s Robocop.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/04/2017 at 22:52, STARS: 0
Which of the 3 of you is getting hit on more ? Lol
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
08/04/2017 at 22:52, STARS: 0
My wife and I went to a concert that her parents got free tickets to at the casino; we felt like children at an AARP convention and we’re not even that young.
"Jason Spears" (shadestalker)
08/04/2017 at 22:53, STARS: 2
Yes that’s judge dred and Edward Scissor Hands...
Pretty sure that’s a Lambo Robocop dude.
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
08/04/2017 at 22:54, STARS: 5
50? AARP? I’m. 50. Get off my lawn. I was in high school in the 80s.
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
08/04/2017 at 22:55, STARS: 1
ISAID WE WERE DRINKING.
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
08/04/2017 at 22:56, STARS: 1
I SAAAIDDDD WE WERE DRINKINGZ
"CB" (jrcb)
08/04/2017 at 22:56, STARS: 3
THAT’S WHEN YOU SHOULD BE AT YOUR BEST FOR RECOGNIZING 80S CULTURAL ICONS.
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
08/04/2017 at 22:56, STARS: 0
Yeah I graduated high school in 203. Sorry bud. My wife’s mom is 52 so you’re old enough to have a married child
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
08/04/2017 at 22:58, STARS: 2
Her. We’re both starved so we’ve been sitting in the booth waiting for our food. She has 3 guys around her at all times trying to hit on her. It’s funny as heck.
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
08/04/2017 at 22:59, STARS: 0
Ewwwww old people loving.
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
08/04/2017 at 22:59, STARS: 0
I am 90% of the time but I stared at the exact 3 same excel spreadsheets on my 3 monitors all day so I’m worn out and just want to drink.
"CB" (jrcb)
08/04/2017 at 23:00, STARS: 0
Fair enough.
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
08/04/2017 at 23:00, STARS: 0
They’re grinding. It’s like college with 50+ year olds I swear. We both graduated in y and are crying laughing because the situation.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/04/2017 at 23:01, STARS: 0
Haha - that’s awesome. And much better for the two of you if you’re not getting creeped on.
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
08/04/2017 at 23:01, STARS: 2
I bet the wife that I’d get more free drinks because the number of cougars i know hang here
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
08/04/2017 at 23:02, STARS: 2
I am. We waited a long time to have kids. My oldest is 14.
No worries. Punk.
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
08/04/2017 at 23:02, STARS: 0
I swear I usually know this almost every other time. I was born in 1994 but i know what happened 4+ year before I was born.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/04/2017 at 23:03, STARS: 1
There is a 100% chance that my friends are doing the same thing these “old folks” are doing right now. I’ve got 6 months before I can join AARP myself.
"CB" (jrcb)
08/04/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 1
Hey, I’m a ‘94 dude myself, so no worries.
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
08/04/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 1
Hahah get off my lawn old man!!! the wife and I were both accidents(we made it to marriage successfully) so we’re in the lucky side I guess. We drove around for an hour and a half looking at houses today so we must have really succeeded.
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
08/04/2017 at 23:06, STARS: 1
‘94 represent.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/04/2017 at 23:06, STARS: 0
Just don’t get in your MIL’s way— sounds like she’s doing well—
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
08/04/2017 at 23:08, STARS: 1
She’s loaded. I swear every man in a 50 mile radius over 50 is trying. She doesn’t have to try hard. She gets more free drinks then both us combined while trying.
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
08/04/2017 at 23:43, STARS: 3
Smoking weed and dropping viagra.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
08/04/2017 at 23:50, STARS: 1
Robocop 1 is best robocop
"sdwarf36" (sdwarf36)
08/05/2017 at 00:58, STARS: 1
Has she shoo’d you off yet saying she’ll get a ride home?
"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
08/05/2017 at 21:00, STARS: 1
That’s everywhere in my damn town.
Stupid 68+ median age. Being 19 here sucks when there’s nothing to do. Even the drug stores like Walgreens and CVS close at 9pm.
We’ve got one 24 hour restaurant. The bands start at 7pm here because downtown you can’t have live music past 10. #Paradise
"6691 zapS" (6691-zaps)
08/06/2017 at 05:26, STARS: 0
Dude, really AARP? Get off my lawn.