I Hate Animals

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Published 08/04/2017 at 20:53

Tags: SHITPOST ; SOME DOGS ARE CUTE THO
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Especially spiders. And dogs. And birds. And....only indifferent to cats. BUT STILL. I hate animals. So why are you recommending animals to me, YouTube?

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Oh. Well...I...I didn’t....Those are all miss clicks. It wasn’t me. SHUT UP.


Replies (35)

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/04/2017 at 21:01, STARS: 4

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Kinja'd!!! "Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
08/04/2017 at 21:04, STARS: 1

You sound like an awful human lol

Kinja'd!!! "Aremmes" (aremmes)
08/04/2017 at 21:05, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/04/2017 at 21:05, STARS: 2

“I hate animals”

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Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
08/04/2017 at 21:09, STARS: 1

You WHAT?

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Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
08/04/2017 at 21:11, STARS: 4

Oh yeah? Well I got some news for you; I work at Honda corporate, and I am responsible for all the things you despise. Remember when the s2000 died? It was me. Remember when the 512 competitor with the high revving V10 was killed? That was me too. The Prelude was supposed to be a discount GT-R, until I convinced the headmasters in Japan that it could be just as good with a 4 cylinder out of a minivan and they didn’t need RWD or AWD at all. The Type R was supposed to be built to demand, until I convinced them that no one in the US - a key market for them - was going to be interested in a 4 cylinder performance compact and they had to keep the numbers as low as possible (ALL THE LOLS)

Oh yeah. The V6? Your ‘muscle car’? It went into committee about how to move forward and was split down the middle. The deciding vote to kill the 6 was mine. THAT’S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER, THE ACCORD MUSCLE CAR IS DEAD AND I’M JUST GETTING STARTED!!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
08/04/2017 at 21:13, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
08/04/2017 at 21:13, STARS: 0

Aww, that’s so cute. Angry bird in real life.

...uhh, I mean that horrifying beast got what he deserved, serves him right for existing!

(he did get another cage though, right?)

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
08/04/2017 at 21:15, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
08/04/2017 at 21:16, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
08/04/2017 at 21:16, STARS: 5

HOW DO YOU HATE DOGS?

DOGS ARE GOD’S GREATEST GIFT TO HUMANITY.

WE DON’T DESERVE DOGS.

THEY’RE ALL GOOD BOYS.

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Here are some Cavalier King Charles Spaniel and Samoyed puppies to show just how WRONG YOU ARE.

That is all.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/04/2017 at 21:19, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
08/04/2017 at 21:21, STARS: 1

Just for that...I’m cancelling the NSX and replacing it with a performance SUV.

...ONLY THE PERFORMANCE WON’T GO ANY FURTHER THAN A BODY KIT, SO IT WILL BE SLOWER AND UGLIER THAN IT’S SIMILARLY PRICED COMPETITION! MUAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
08/04/2017 at 21:22, STARS: 2

That’s one way to destroy spiders, though I don’t recommend that. Still, points for most metal way ever to end a spider’s life.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/04/2017 at 21:23, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
08/04/2017 at 21:24, STARS: 3

Cute in puppy form. Not so cute when they’re chasing you on your bike because the ignorant owner is a-okay with their violent and dangerous dog terrorizing everyone else.

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
08/04/2017 at 21:28, STARS: 0

Awful ‘human’? Hahaha....Oh no, my friend. It’s much worse than that.

Kinja'd!!! "Robert Belvin" (urbankei)
08/04/2017 at 21:29, STARS: 3

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Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
08/04/2017 at 21:33, STARS: 0

Awwwwwwwww that such a cute puppy! Look at those little whiskers and paws. Ohh he’s so cute!

...uhh, I mean argh, another horrible dog. Go away dog!

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
08/04/2017 at 21:34, STARS: 0

This.

I was attacked by a poodle as a child when its owner let it off the leash and told it to get me. She started laughing when it started biting and attacking me. I was four years old.

She ran to her car and left when someone walking by got the dog off me.

To this day, I love every dog except for poodles.

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
08/04/2017 at 21:34, STARS: 0

I haven’t even met him and I already know he’s a good boy.

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
08/04/2017 at 21:35, STARS: 1

She directed the dog to attack you? That is a crime. I hope you went to the police and she suffered an assault charge for that. You can get ADW for that here in Florida.

Kinja'd!!! "Robert Belvin" (urbankei)
08/04/2017 at 21:37, STARS: 0

Lol thanks! She’s now 9 weeks old :3 She’s a Rotterman, aka Rottweiler/Dobermann mix :)

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
08/04/2017 at 21:38, STARS: 0

I’m aware, but this was in early 2002. It was in Boca Raton, which is in Florida to make matters worse.

I was only 4 and my mom and I didn’t really speak English. The guy called the police, but she was long gone by the time they got there.

Kinja'd!!! "Robert Belvin" (urbankei)
08/04/2017 at 21:38, STARS: 1

I actually agree. Poodles are balls. One of my aunts breeds them and I’ve never understood why. Even if they’re nice (which they aren’t), they still look stupid

Kinja'd!!! "Robert Belvin" (urbankei)
08/04/2017 at 21:41, STARS: 1

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Here’s her older brother from the previous litter

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
08/04/2017 at 21:41, STARS: 1

This picture is literally perfect.

Kinja'd!!! "Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed)
08/04/2017 at 21:59, STARS: 0

Says the person who thinks this

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Is one of these.

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I still haven’t forgiven you. Anyways here’s a dog named Porshee

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Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
08/04/2017 at 22:10, STARS: 1

Sigh. I see your grudge against Porch continues. I just hope someday you get the chance to drive one. That will change your mind.

Kinja'd!!! "Birddog" (maintmgt)
08/04/2017 at 22:27, STARS: 0

“And dogs”

How can you not like this?

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Oh.. Shitpost.

Sorry. Carry on then.

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
08/04/2017 at 23:38, STARS: 0

If you hate teeny tiny owls then we gonna fight

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
08/04/2017 at 23:43, STARS: 1

It’s all true, I helped. It was a good day

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/04/2017 at 23:44, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
08/05/2017 at 00:20, STARS: 1

When you joined the 6 cylinder guys in the vote just to leave the whole thing deadlocked save for mine, that was fuggin SAVAGE ! They were all consoling you and everything because they ‘knew’ how disappointed you were in seeing the 6 go down. Hahahahahahah!

Kinja'd!!! "RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2)
08/05/2017 at 00:53, STARS: 1

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