I had a brilliant idea. 

by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 08/04/2017 at 20:33

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I ask a coworker if they want to see a magic trick. Obviously they respond positively, because everyone loves magic. I ask them to pick a card (any card), then memorize it and put it back in the deck.

I then take a card at random and ask if that’s their card. When they say “no,” I respond “go fuck yourself” and walk off.

Ten minutes later I come back and ask if they want to see a magic trick.

Again they respond positively, because everyone loves magic.

I ask them to pick a card (any card), then memorize it and put it back into the deck.

This time I do a real magic trick and pick their actual card.

When they say that it is their card, I respond “you’re just trying to placate me. You know what? Go fuck yourself.” And walk off again.

Replies (6)

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/04/2017 at 20:34, STARS: 1

If I somehow pick their card the first time, I shank them with a paper clip straightened and taped to a ruler.

"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
08/04/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 3

Charming

"sony1492" (sony1492)
08/04/2017 at 20:38, STARS: 7

This is my kind of humor

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/04/2017 at 20:39, STARS: 0

You should be ashamed of yourself.

"sony1492" (sony1492)
08/04/2017 at 20:56, STARS: 2

I’m not a mean person but in some peoples eyes I’m not a nice person either.

"jvirgs drives a Subaru" (jvirgs)
08/04/2017 at 21:41, STARS: 1

You must be a hit at kids’ parties