Oppo PSA

by "Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)" (galileo-humpkins)
Published 08/03/2017 at 14:52

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Back in prep school, the Existentialist Club once named me ‘Most Likely to Be.’

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"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
08/03/2017 at 14:57, STARS: 1

My friends describe me as Frasier Crane....

"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
08/03/2017 at 14:58, STARS: 5

Your cooler friends describe you as Sideshow Bob.

"Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)" (galileo-humpkins)
08/03/2017 at 14:59, STARS: 0

I’d be proud of that, but that’s just me.

"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
08/03/2017 at 15:00, STARS: 1

.......

"CB" (jrcb)
08/03/2017 at 15:00, STARS: 6

So Descartes walks into a bar and takes a seat. Bartender asks him “want a drink?” Descartes says “I think not”, and poof, he disappears.

"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
08/03/2017 at 15:00, STARS: 0

I guess I am little, but at the same time a little peeved they see me as that cynical, but I guess I am

"Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)" (galileo-humpkins)
08/03/2017 at 15:02, STARS: 0

I definitely am, and accepted it a long time ago.

"Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)" (galileo-humpkins)
08/03/2017 at 15:03, STARS: 1

This is a good joke.

"CB" (jrcb)
08/03/2017 at 15:11, STARS: 0

It’s my go-to shitty philosophy joke.

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
08/03/2017 at 16:01, STARS: 1

Already being a member of Chess Club, French Club, and Honor Society, I could not find time for Existentialist Club.

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/03/2017 at 16:10, STARS: 2

Psych reference name and Frasier quote? It’s like my Netflix watchlist gained sentience.

"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
08/03/2017 at 16:40, STARS: 0

Yeah..... It is great isn’t it?

"Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)" (galileo-humpkins)
08/04/2017 at 11:51, STARS: 1

I think so, but like you said, others may not agree...which is their problem.

"Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)" (galileo-humpkins)
08/04/2017 at 11:53, STARS: 0

What can I say, I like good TV. Also, what an interesting person that would be - a sentient being that’s a mix of Psych and Frasier.

"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
08/04/2017 at 12:05, STARS: 0

100%. If they don’t like me they can bugger right off