Craigslist $1000 "death or mumbo jumbo" choice 

Kinja'd!!! by "Mr.R" (rfiallo)
Published 08/03/2017 at 14:43

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STARS: 2


Its amazing what $1000 will get you on Craigslists.......

Kinja'd!!!

The 7 series is a 1990 with 320,000 miles on it and a myriad of issues, front seats re-upholstered like a Tijuana Taxi, no working a/c, etc.

The Topaz is 163,000 mile car that the seller describes as being in “very good” condition and gives the heartwarming endorsement that the car is “reliable transportation”,

Pick your poison.


Replies (16)

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
08/03/2017 at 14:46, STARS: 2

My Dad had a Topaz. I’ll go with that

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/03/2017 at 14:48, STARS: 2

I once owned a Mercury Topaz. You can’t make me go back. I’ll take the money pit.

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
08/03/2017 at 14:55, STARS: 0

uh... uh... i can’t decide!

on one hand, BMW 7 series, on the other hand... bmw 7 series.

Kinja'd!!! "PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
08/03/2017 at 14:55, STARS: 7

Blow, booze and boobs. I’ll take the bus for 3.50 alex

Kinja'd!!! "Nisman" (nisman)
08/03/2017 at 14:55, STARS: 0

Topaz.

Kinja'd!!! "Wagonlife740" (wagonlife740)
08/03/2017 at 14:58, STARS: 2

I’ll come pick you up in the Topaz with a bag of grass and a pint of raw ether!

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
08/03/2017 at 15:00, STARS: 11

one is sex on wheels

the other is a 26 year old German car on its deathbed

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
08/03/2017 at 15:00, STARS: 1

MY FRIENDS AND I WERE LOOKING AT THAT 735i LISTING THE OTHER NIGHT

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kinja'd!!! "PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
08/03/2017 at 15:01, STARS: 1

Shit, fam. I don’t want to push that thing again. I’ll meet you at the spot little later.

Kinja'd!!! "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
08/03/2017 at 15:17, STARS: 2

If the brakes are about to fail, you might as well die in style. 7 series all the way.

Kinja'd!!! "My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
08/03/2017 at 15:22, STARS: 0

Money Pit You say?

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/cto/d/2001-mercedes-benz-e430/6248341551.html

How about some sorting fun

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/sat/cto/d/mazda-rx8/6246119310.html

Want a drop top?


https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/d/1999-mercedes-clk-auto/6209285143.html

How about a Talking Car?


https://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/cto/d/rare-84-nissan-datsun-300z/6229681370.html

These are all bad ideas someone should buy

Kinja'd!!! "6691 zapS" (6691-zaps)
08/03/2017 at 15:36, STARS: 0

But can I make it my Deathbed as I drive the wheels off of it?, For how long? one trip to Reno then Vegas and back up to Sackramento?

Or will the vehicle do me better then anything I could pay for in Nevada? Just have a good awareness of rental car places along route to commute back home from wherever.

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
08/03/2017 at 16:16, STARS: 0

I would go with the Mercury... I’ll take lower operating costs over lots of non-working features almost every time.

Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
08/03/2017 at 16:34, STARS: 0

I’d just hold out for another $1000 MR2.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
08/04/2017 at 05:54, STARS: 0

Topaz

Kinja'd!!! "19JRC99" (19jrc99)
10/10/2017 at 13:51, STARS: 0

Topaz. At least I can laugh at its mediocrity while getting where I want to go, rather than cry at the ever increasing service bills.