Tales From The Blackbird, Live Story Telling, ANNIVERSARY EDITION 

by "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
Published 08/01/2017 at 11:24

Tags: tales from the blackbird ; Speed Check
STARS: 6

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For the past four years, we’ve been entertained by Gamecat235's post of the “ultimate ground speed check”. In honor of the post’s fourth anniversary, I submit a live (and entertaining) telling of the story by The Man himself, Maj Brian Schul.

Enjoy

Replies (10)

"McMike" (mcmike)
08/01/2017 at 11:31, STARS: 4

*looks at watch*

OK everyone, Pat has dibs on posting it today.

"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
08/01/2017 at 11:43, STARS: 0

I hadn’t seen it, and did a quick search on Kinja for it. Huh.

But this is the anniversary special presentation of the story.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/01/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 1

I posted this once, you filthy reposter.

"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
08/01/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 0

THIS IS THE ANNIVERSARY EDITION.

"McMike" (mcmike)
08/01/2017 at 11:52, STARS: 1

Search isn’t very good. I did a search for them knowing they were here, and was only able to find one of them.

It will be posted again. :)

"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
08/01/2017 at 11:52, STARS: 0

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/01/2017 at 11:55, STARS: 1

That was a lot less testosterone and a bit more comedy than reading it in print. Nice post.

"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
08/01/2017 at 11:55, STARS: 0

Nonsense.

"bubblestheturtle" (bubblestheturtle)
08/02/2017 at 22:32, STARS: 1

I’ve heard this story 100 times, but never told this well.

"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
08/02/2017 at 22:40, STARS: 0

I thought it was damn funny myself.