Lots going on

by "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
Published 08/01/2017 at 10:10

Tags: F150 ; tacos ; Mustang ; Pirelli ; king ranch ; tire smoke
STARS: 0

Apparently there was a drive-by shooting at the gas station where I sometimes get tacos. Fuckin’ criminals. Ruining my gas station tacos.

Also, we got another Roushcharged Mustang. Factory line lock plus a blown 670-hp Coyote are effective in turning the Pirelli P-Zeroes into smoke:

Also, those tires get sticky when hot:

And a customer came in with a 10 year old King Ranch F150. He had a Ford cushion and armrest. Not much special about it except it’s pretty clean:

All things considered:

Replies (12)

"Aremmes" (aremmes)
08/01/2017 at 10:13, STARS: 1

Burnout marks pointed towards the curb, yet more proof of the wild Mustang’s instinctive behavior.

"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/01/2017 at 10:15, STARS: 3

Away from the curb. Those are line-lock burnout marks with a spray of rubber crumbs out behind.

"themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce)
08/01/2017 at 10:17, STARS: 0

Dat F-150 longevity tho....

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
08/01/2017 at 10:21, STARS: 0

Beware gas station sushi.

"Needmoargarage" (needmoargarage)
08/01/2017 at 10:22, STARS: 0

Uh...was the Mustang a customer’s car?

"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
08/01/2017 at 10:28, STARS: 1

It’s not sold. It’s going back on the lot for sale. FWIW it has about 120 test-drive miles so I’m sure we’re not the first to light up the rear tires.

"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
08/01/2017 at 10:43, STARS: 0

Damn Ford drivers.

"Slant6" (slant-6)
08/01/2017 at 10:44, STARS: 0

If I was driving 450101 miles a King Ranch would be on the list. Basically a tiny RV.

"crowmolly" (crowmolly)
08/01/2017 at 10:49, STARS: 1

Yeah, well, what you don’t see is that there’s a curb on the other side too.

"Mechanically" (leegates)
08/01/2017 at 12:22, STARS: 1

Tell me more...

about these gas station tacos!?

"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
08/01/2017 at 12:34, STARS: 0

Made by a 4'10" abuelita who runs a flat grill. She turns around, and then all of a sudden there’s a foam container in front of you containing 3 piles of magic each folded into a pair of super-thin corn tortillas, and topped with cilantro and sliced avocado.

"Mechanically" (leegates)
08/01/2017 at 20:13, STARS: 0

I was afraid it was going to sound that good.

The only thing worth buying at gas stations here is a Bud Light Clamato. No tacos to go along, tragically.