Today's Phishing Expedition

Kinja'd!!! by "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
Published 08/01/2017 at 09:46

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Call me cynical, but I don’t think the manager of a multimillion dollar international investment wouldn’t have a Hotmail @.

Dear Sir.

We of the Fidelity International Inc.,UK are brokering an Investment deal on behalf of a client. This deal will involve the eventual investment of One Hundred and Eighty Million Pounds (GBP180M), from a pool of funds of over GBP800M. This investment portfolio is to be carried out outside of the UK due to prevailing economic situations and due to Briexit which currently affects our client’s local investments.

We are by this letter offering you our partnership, so as to allow us have you as representative and manager of invested funds in your country within the time frame of the investment/partnership scheme.

Since we can not determine if your email is still functional and also your willingness, we have kept this proposal brief.

If you are interested in this offer of partnership, please respond and give us your full contact details plus company profile and in response we will send you an elaborate proposal and details of this offer.

Your expedient response will be appreciated.

Thank you.

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Mr Stephen Wood

For Fidelity Int’l Investments Ltd

United Kingdom

Email: wood_stephen201@hotmail.com

Phone: +447452059983


Replies (11)

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
08/01/2017 at 09:50, STARS: 1

They put more effort into it then the email i got this morning. No subject, just a link to worth.bedshitters.org

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/01/2017 at 09:50, STARS: 5

I trust Mr. Wood. He shorted it to int’l to save precious kilobytes in his signature. That shows the sort of eye towards savings that I look for in a financial manager.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/01/2017 at 09:50, STARS: 1

Oooh, this one seems legit! You’ll be rich soon!

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
08/01/2017 at 09:55, STARS: 2

Don’t respond. The Brits are trying to trick you into being colonized.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
08/01/2017 at 09:59, STARS: 3

Briexit - I didn’t know the specialty cheese industry was in danger.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
08/01/2017 at 09:59, STARS: 3

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/01/2017 at 10:03, STARS: 1

LMAO

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
08/01/2017 at 10:04, STARS: 2

Plot twist: Mr. Wood is actually the Nigerian Prince. He left Nigeria and now works out of the UK.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
08/01/2017 at 10:13, STARS: 1

Damned globalisation.

Kinja'd!!! "haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
08/01/2017 at 11:44, STARS: 1

If only Fidelity had a US office which the UK folks could reach out to for assistance ....

Kinja'd!!! "user314" (user314)
08/01/2017 at 12:12, STARS: 1

Wow, there’s a throwback to the early 00's. I wonder if the ones Steve Graham tortured ever got a hold of his attorney Biff Wellington...