by "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
Published 07/31/2017 at 19:43
by "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
Published 07/31/2017 at 19:43
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Today I happened to see a Chevy Malibu after I had been thinking about certain larger BMWs, thanks to this
FP post comparing the 530i to the Alpina B7
. And it hit me, like a ton of bricks: Chevy Real People, Not Actors™ can
see into the future
.
Little did we know that when Chevy filmed those Real People, Not Actors™ ads we all hate so much, the Real People, Not Actors™ had also been shown the BMW 6 Series Gran Turismo.
It’s the same rear quarter window, just a little bit bigger on the 6 GT.
This rear quarter window is literally the only possible explanation for those Chevy Real People, Not Actors™ thinking the Malibu looks like a BMW. Or an Audi, or Mercedes, or whatever premium German brand they thought it looked like. I’m not going to subject myself to re-watching Malibu Real People, Not Actors™ commercials to confirm whether or not one of those stupid annoying fuckers actually said the Malibu looks like a BMW.
They just knew the 6 Gran Turismo was on the way and this was their way of telling us about our impending large bloated hatchback BMW Honda Crosstour 6 Gran Turismo.
Bask in the glory of cargo space. Which, incidentally, is much more than a Chevy Malibu.
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
07/31/2017 at 19:50, STARS: 0
It’s because Chevy things you’re stupid.
"My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
07/31/2017 at 20:46, STARS: 3
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"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
07/31/2017 at 20:53, STARS: 0
LA LA LA I’M NOT WATCHING IT
"My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
07/31/2017 at 21:04, STARS: 0
No watch it trust me watch it. Then watch this one
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"My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
07/31/2017 at 21:04, STARS: 0
No watch it trust me then watch this one
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"Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner" (gavinharter30)
07/31/2017 at 21:09, STARS: 0
Watch the Buick commercial they just released
"My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
07/31/2017 at 21:10, STARS: 0
That one was hilarious
"Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner" (gavinharter30)
07/31/2017 at 21:10, STARS: 0
The Audi they thought the Malibu looks like is the a7 (kinda obvious)
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
07/31/2017 at 21:16, STARS: 0
I think it looks like the old BMW Sonata
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
07/31/2017 at 21:19, STARS: 0
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"merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc" (merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc)
07/31/2017 at 21:44, STARS: 0
Yeah, mahk is the best real person
"ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
07/31/2017 at 21:52, STARS: 0
OK, so, which Acura do the people in the Mazda commercial think the 6 looks like?