The $5,000 Suburban 8.1/4.10/4X4 Exists 

Kinja'd!!! by "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
Published 07/28/2017 at 13:51

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And with the exception of a couple of maintenance issues, it’s quite good.

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The sunroof even works.

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Kinja'd!!! "Ssfancyfresh" (scotttt)
07/28/2017 at 13:54, STARS: 0

What does it smell like?

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
07/28/2017 at 13:56, STARS: 1

Don’t tell me these things. I’ve been telling my wife that when a good example of that generation of Suburban comes down to $5k we’re getting one from the South with no rust. Well... hmm

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
07/28/2017 at 14:01, STARS: 1

It’s in pretty great condition for it’s mileage(230k). You aren’t going to find another 8.1 for that price.

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
07/28/2017 at 14:01, STARS: 0

Fine. Non-smoker, non-doggo. Reminds me of my 4Runner.

Kinja'd!!! "Seat Safety Switch" (seat-safety-switch)
07/28/2017 at 14:03, STARS: 1

Every 8.1 I’ve seen at this point has leaky injectors, so watch out for a rough/flooded cold start. Just floor it to disable the injectors while you crank.

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
07/28/2017 at 14:26, STARS: 2

8.1 liters of v8 is just... insane.

Kinja'd!!! "ShrimpHappens, née WJalopy" (bakeshake)
07/28/2017 at 14:27, STARS: 0

Going to load up the Elantra in the back for the return drive?

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
07/28/2017 at 14:35, STARS: 3

Glorious excess are the words you are looking for

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
07/28/2017 at 14:35, STARS: 0

Nope, one way rental :)

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/28/2017 at 15:31, STARS: 2

Nice buy!

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
07/28/2017 at 15:43, STARS: 1

We’ve already put a few hundred in it, and haven’t even started the return trip, but it was things that we knew needed done.

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
07/28/2017 at 18:56, STARS: 0

I’m going to take this opportunity to remind you that the Silverado was available with a 6-speed Manuèl behind the 8.1.

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
07/28/2017 at 19:11, STARS: 0

Eh, I like the Suburban better.

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
07/28/2017 at 19:22, STARS: 1

I’ll continue the reminder by suggesting that certain components of the Silverado can be unbolted and then bolted into the Suburban.

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
07/28/2017 at 19:26, STARS: 0

The trans is fine and cheap when it’s not. I’d rather not. That said, my Dad was a bit sad when realizing he didn’t have a clutch pedal anymore.

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
07/28/2017 at 21:34, STARS: 1

I would be down to enable his frown turning upside down. Remotely, with only verbal encouragement.