by "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
Published 07/28/2017 at 10:51
by "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
Published 07/28/2017 at 10:51
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STARS: 3
easy! just photochop yourself into a picture with some random not-my-wife-female right before the wife goes out of town for the week.
I do a weekly mspaint chop for my FB profile pic, this week’s has left a few family members confused, but I’m sure the wizened folk of oppositelock will see the intended humour in it.
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
07/28/2017 at 10:54, STARS: 3
I don’t think “wizened” means what you think it means.
"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
07/28/2017 at 10:57, STARS: 6
I was able to easily annoy her last night by starting off a conversation with:
“I cheated on you this morning...”
Thankfully she let me finish before stabbing me to death
“...I watched Property Brothers without you while at the dentist.”
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
07/28/2017 at 10:58, STARS: 0
you are not all wizards? :P
"Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
07/28/2017 at 10:59, STARS: 5
“more than you can afford, pal”
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
07/28/2017 at 10:59, STARS: 0
PAL!
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
07/28/2017 at 11:00, STARS: 1
“more than you can afford, pal: marriage ”
"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
07/28/2017 at 11:04, STARS: 4
She’s gonna send you a pic of her photoshopped next to a very large penis that isn’t yours. If the photoshop job is really good, you’ll be left wondering things...
It’s door you just don’t want to open.
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
07/28/2017 at 11:05, STARS: 5
Not only have you pissed off your wife, but also the woman in the passenger seat.
"XJDano" (xjdano)
07/28/2017 at 11:23, STARS: 1
I guess my wife pulled this one on me yesterday. Sent a photo of her and cardboard cut out of the Toby Keith urban guy at the “I love this Bar & Grill”
She is on road trip to TX with my sisters for one of their bachelorette party things.
I am watching kids for 4 days.
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
07/28/2017 at 11:23, STARS: 1
yeah, she looks pretty non-plussed.
but then, she DID decide to date a douche with a ferrari
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
07/28/2017 at 11:24, STARS: 2
my condolences for your loss of sanity
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
07/28/2017 at 11:34, STARS: 3
Next try photoshopping yourself in a car with some shirtless young guy and see how she reacts...
"Wagonlife740" (wagonlife740)
07/28/2017 at 11:38, STARS: 3
Wouldn’t it be quite awkward if your dad or someone close commented and said “Its about damn time!”. lol
"Darth Mario" (marioooooooo)
07/28/2017 at 11:40, STARS: 1
*slow clap*
"BJ" (benjamin-bignell)
07/28/2017 at 11:56, STARS: 0
My wife does not find this kind of joke funny... but I think it’s hilarious. Especially if you use it as a FB profile pic. Good job!
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
07/28/2017 at 12:00, STARS: 1
of course
"yamahog" (yamahog)
07/28/2017 at 12:09, STARS: 2
I too would be concerned if my SO decided to start driving for Uber without letting me know
"McMike" (mcmike)
07/31/2017 at 08:45, STARS: 1
People who have seen the movie: “LOL”
Women who haven’t: “Who is that woman?”
Men who haven’t:
“When did you get a convertible?”
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
07/31/2017 at 09:09, STARS: 2
people with eyes: I don’t believe you, something about the pixels