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Kinja'd!!! by "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
Published 07/27/2017 at 22:36

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Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
07/27/2017 at 22:40, STARS: 0

They missed Butte MT

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
07/27/2017 at 22:41, STARS: 5

Whys is it called the virgin river? cause it wont let you see its bottom.

Kinja'd!!! "notsomethingstructural" (notsomethingstructural)
07/27/2017 at 22:41, STARS: 1

and Mianus CT

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
07/27/2017 at 22:42, STARS: 2

Spread Eagle is right between Dick and Kiester, and Cummings is right after.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
07/27/2017 at 22:43, STARS: 4

Don’t forget beaver Ut, where you can buy these

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Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
07/27/2017 at 22:46, STARS: 0

That’s a nice beaver.

Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
07/27/2017 at 22:46, STARS: 0

This is good Oppo.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
07/27/2017 at 22:50, STARS: 1

Dick, MI

I was gonna say Milf ord, but ok.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
07/27/2017 at 22:51, STARS: 6

It’s a good thing Lubers is between Dry Wood and Virgin

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
07/27/2017 at 22:56, STARS: 1

Low key definitely want to find out where Ballplay even is in the state.

Kinja'd!!! "MM54" (mm54mk2)
07/27/2017 at 22:56, STARS: 1

Well, time to add a very long addition to the “road trips I need to make” list. Maybe I can do a few at a time.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
07/27/2017 at 22:59, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!

I googled it. I’ve had much worse things in my search history.

Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
07/27/2017 at 22:59, STARS: 1

None between dry wood and hooker, though.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
07/27/2017 at 23:00, STARS: 0

I think hookers come with their own.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
07/27/2017 at 23:00, STARS: 0

Wow. that’s not a bad drive at all.

Kinja'd!!! "Nixon's Back" (nixonsumbrage)
07/27/2017 at 23:02, STARS: 0

It’s a damn good thing that Lubers is within reach of Dry Wood.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
07/27/2017 at 23:13, STARS: 0

That’s what she said.

Kinja'd!!! "My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
07/27/2017 at 23:23, STARS: 0

It’s pronounced Bang Gore not Banger, Roger Miller had it wrong

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
07/27/2017 at 23:29, STARS: 0

There are several places worse than Short Pump.

Kinja'd!!! "Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed" (cuneor)
07/27/2017 at 23:32, STARS: 0

Pennsylvania runner up: Blue Ball Twp.

Kinja'd!!! "tromoly" (tromoly)
07/28/2017 at 00:32, STARS: 0

Booo, they didn’t list Mianus, CT.

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Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
07/28/2017 at 00:49, STARS: 0

If you’re a Stephen King fan, Bangor will probably be your favorite of these...

http://z1073.com/10-places-every-stephen-king-fan-must-stop-while-in-bangor/

Kinja'd!!! "Master Cylinder" (mastercylinder28)
07/28/2017 at 07:36, STARS: 1

Although Short Pump is a good one, Virginia also has a town called Bumpass.

Made me giggle when I found it on the map.

Kinja'd!!! "syaieya" (syaieya)
07/28/2017 at 08:12, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "just-a-scratch" (just-a-scratch)
07/28/2017 at 09:35, STARS: 0

Bangor WA is pronounced like bang ‘er though.

Kinja'd!!! "Dave the car guy , still here" (a3dave)
07/28/2017 at 10:11, STARS: 1

North Carolina has other towns like Horneytown or Erect that I might have chosen over Climax. There are lots of weird names there like Meat Camp, Lizard Lick and Boogertown.

Kinja'd!!! "Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner" (gavinharter30)
07/28/2017 at 10:29, STARS: 0

The most lewd named city in Georgia is named butts. I’d have to disagree

Kinja'd!!! "Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner" (gavinharter30)
07/28/2017 at 10:30, STARS: 0

Dang beat me too it

Kinja'd!!! "ateamfan42" (ateamfan42)
07/28/2017 at 11:36, STARS: 0

Locally, Bangor is pronounced like “Bang or”, so it’s not particularly dirty sounding. Out-of-staters are the ones that will tend to say “Bang her”, which does lead to some “heh heh heh” type jokes.

Kinja'd!!! "MM54" (mm54mk2)
07/28/2017 at 17:49, STARS: 0

“Where are you going this weekend?”
“Well I’m going to pass through Pee Pee on my way to Dick, Spread Eagle, and Balltown, then down to Boody and hopefully catch Floyd’s Knobs on the way back.”

Kinja'd!!! "Svart Smart, traded in his Smart" (svartsmart)
07/28/2017 at 22:47, STARS: 0

I’d like this map better if the place names referenced were all incorporated cities/towns/villages.