Going to look at a thing on Saturday

by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 07/27/2017 at 19:41

Tags: Fake news
STARS: 4

I want to celebrate my 3/8-life crisis in the most American way possible: buyin’ shit!

Oh God, I want it.

Replies (21)

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
07/27/2017 at 19:43, STARS: 0

Is it a Harley?

"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
07/27/2017 at 19:43, STARS: 0

Celeca supra?

"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
07/27/2017 at 19:45, STARS: 0

Is it an E91?

I hope it is.

(Bonus if it’s Arctic Metallic)

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/27/2017 at 19:46, STARS: 0

Nuh uh. 3nd gen or bust!

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/27/2017 at 19:46, STARS: 3

U no me so wel

"CB" (jrcb)
07/27/2017 at 19:47, STARS: 3

If you and jkm buy vehicles in the same week, we’re going to need new Opponauts to rib on.

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
07/27/2017 at 19:49, STARS: 0

I know you’re not buying my Celica. Please don’t let it be another 3 series. It seems like everyone is assimilated sometimes.

"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
07/27/2017 at 19:57, STARS: 3

We are going to need to make sure we are still in the same universe if that happens.

"jimz" (jimz)
07/27/2017 at 20:12, STARS: 2

No such thing as a “mid-life crisis.” All it is is a stage in a guy’s life when he realizes he doesn’t have to dump money on kids anymore and can buy the stuff he wants.

"Wacko" (wacko--)
07/27/2017 at 20:12, STARS: 0

2 door Camry or used Lexus.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/27/2017 at 20:14, STARS: 0

I did say “3/8"!

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/27/2017 at 20:15, STARS: 0

What am I? A millionaire?!?

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/27/2017 at 20:17, STARS: 2

Oppo has its phases:

Land Cruiser

GX

E9X

Poo

"Wacko" (wacko--)
07/27/2017 at 20:31, STARS: 2

I Said used. You might have to wait to buy new socks...

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/27/2017 at 20:33, STARS: 0

Funny, my wife constantly flips me shit for wearing socks with holes in them.

"Wacko" (wacko--)
07/27/2017 at 20:34, STARS: 1

Mine throws them out when she thinks I won’t notice. That and my boxers.   

"RPM esq." (rpm3)
07/27/2017 at 21:10, STARS: 1

Is it this pretty thing I saw on some Craig guy’s list?

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/27/2017 at 21:21, STARS: 1

I saw that ! Too nice for one such as I.

But no, going for something made within the last 35 years this time. 

"interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
07/27/2017 at 21:29, STARS: 1

Except me. Prelude -> TSX -> IS F?

"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/27/2017 at 22:35, STARS: 0

Uh huh, ok then. I’ll believe it when I see it.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
07/28/2017 at 10:45, STARS: 0

We can always rib on Scoob for not having a license.