Now that jkm bought a truck...

Kinja'd!!! by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 07/27/2017 at 08:37

Tags: Literally everything wrong with oppo
STARS: 3


I stand alone on “Wow I like this car but we all know I’m not gonna buy it” Island.

Kinja'd!!!


Replies (41)

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
07/27/2017 at 08:45, STARS: 1

Wait, JKM bought a truck?

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
07/27/2017 at 08:45, STARS: 1

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i’m still automotively depressed as well.....

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Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/27/2017 at 08:47, STARS: 0

He bought a 2014 Taco

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/27/2017 at 08:47, STARS: 0

Ahem. Do I not post enough XK/XK8/XJS listings on here or something? Because I can fix that.

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
07/27/2017 at 08:48, STARS: 5

Then he needs the Tricerataco!

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Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/27/2017 at 08:48, STARS: 5

Posting things you like: goodly

Posting vehicles for sale that you express an interest in online for yourself but do nothing on a frequent basis: fake news

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
07/27/2017 at 08:51, STARS: 1

I had you in “who actually buys first” pool. Good thing this is the internet

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/27/2017 at 08:52, STARS: 0

I correctly chose jkm

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
07/27/2017 at 08:53, STARS: 0

What car can we post that you will actually buy?

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
07/27/2017 at 08:54, STARS: 0

open your wallet, empty your bank account, search the back of your couch, pool your moneyz together and spend big on a newer vehicle

:P

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/27/2017 at 08:56, STARS: 0

That’s the $64,000 question.

Kinja'd!!! "Slant6" (slant-6)
07/27/2017 at 08:59, STARS: 0

This gif of Dr. Z crying always makes me feel bad for him. I know that’s the joke, that everyone hates him, but it really makes me sad.

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
07/27/2017 at 08:59, STARS: 0

R8!

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/27/2017 at 09:03, STARS: 5

$64,000? If you spend $6,400 on yourself, I’ll fall right the shit out of my chair.

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
07/27/2017 at 09:03, STARS: 0

That white 328i wagon is still on eBay for $15000...

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
07/27/2017 at 09:03, STARS: 0

Whad you win? I’ll stand on no sale island with you, with every 2002 that I post. When I actually do buy, I won’t post until it’s in my driveway.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/27/2017 at 09:03, STARS: 0

Where did you find that? I need to get that for my wife.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/27/2017 at 09:03, STARS: 1

If you give me $64,000, I promise to spend it.

Kinja'd!!! "DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back" (karsonkinja)
07/27/2017 at 09:04, STARS: 1

I feel as if all of oppo is perpetually on that Island.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/27/2017 at 09:05, STARS: 2

You’d spend it on an addition. You can’t fool me.

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
07/27/2017 at 09:06, STARS: 1

Look to Amazon ! Just search for Tricerataco!

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/27/2017 at 09:08, STARS: 0

Thanks!

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
07/27/2017 at 09:09, STARS: 1

Anytime, man!

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/27/2017 at 09:12, STARS: 0

Should be here tomorrow :)

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
07/27/2017 at 09:13, STARS: 0

I love it! My kid will get one for Christmas. He’s just now in the “Dinosaurs are awesome! rawr!” stage.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/27/2017 at 09:16, STARS: 0

That’s fantastic!

I should’ve bought three of them then :)

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
07/27/2017 at 09:20, STARS: 1

You still can!

Kinja'd!!! "Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
07/27/2017 at 09:21, STARS: 0

wait what did he buy? i must have missed the post

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
07/27/2017 at 09:22, STARS: 1

I guess we’re on the same island.

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If only I could find an Arctic Metallic E90 or E91 near me.

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
07/27/2017 at 09:43, STARS: 0

I’m right next to you on that island. So many longbeds on craigslist yet I probably won’t ever own one. )=

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
07/27/2017 at 09:45, STARS: 1

Case in point:

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/cto/d/toyota-only-longbed/6227479216.html

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Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/27/2017 at 09:52, STARS: 0

YOU FOOL!

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/27/2017 at 10:03, STARS: 1

Taco

Kinja'd!!! "Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
07/27/2017 at 10:10, STARS: 1

sounds yummy

Kinja'd!!! "Milky" (jordanmielke)
07/27/2017 at 10:10, STARS: 1

My friend, you are not alone. I started posting about wanting to buy a Miata almost 2 years ago.

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Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/27/2017 at 10:27, STARS: 0

Sad!

Kinja'd!!! "6691 zapS" (6691-zaps)
07/27/2017 at 10:37, STARS: 0

Oh no, I just don’t post.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
07/27/2017 at 10:51, STARS: 0

I’m with you, bud. Although I’ve stopped with the NPoCP posts and now just mope at home.

Kinja'd!!! "Milky" (jordanmielke)
07/27/2017 at 11:20, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/27/2017 at 11:59, STARS: 1

Maybe one day id sell you mine...

Kinja'd!!! "FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem" (fuelstratifiedinjection)
07/27/2017 at 12:00, STARS: 0

Get in line dude, you’re not the only one here.