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Kinja'd!!! by "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
Published 07/26/2017 at 12:53

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Kinja'd!!!

Been trying to sell a set of wheels for months. Guy said he had $100 and a vape. Then he tossed in a pair of Razor scooters. Not like I’ve wanted an electric scooter since I was 12 or anything but my parents deemed them too dangerous. Thankfully I weight about as much as a piece of tissue paper. The red one is a C100 that needs new batteries, blue one is a C150 that manages to shove me around fairly well. Good backup transportation if somehow all of my cars break, lol.

Kinja'd!!!

Also this thing. Gonna sell this cuz I don’t vape but it’s fairly nice from what my friends tell me. TFV8 Cloud Beast tank and a Sigelei 223 watt mod box. I dunno what all that means but supposedly it’s decent. Should fetch a few bucks on Facebook Marketplace.


Replies (16)

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
07/26/2017 at 13:03, STARS: 1

We have a purple version of one of those scooters. Never used it as I weigh as much as a small bear.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
07/26/2017 at 13:13, STARS: 2

Subaru bros are ready to buy that vape

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
07/26/2017 at 13:21, STARS: 0

What do you mean “if”

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
07/26/2017 at 13:21, STARS: 4

fite me

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
07/26/2017 at 13:24, STARS: 1

Ok we’re in the same weight class.

I’ll let you know next time I’m heading to Toronto.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
07/26/2017 at 13:24, STARS: 2

LMAO

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
07/26/2017 at 13:25, STARS: 1

shush

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
07/26/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 0

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Kinja'd!!! "Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
07/26/2017 at 13:36, STARS: 1

this is good kinja

Kinja'd!!! "Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow" (chriskf)
07/26/2017 at 13:37, STARS: 2

TFV8 Cloud Beast tank and a Sigelei 223 watt mod box

I’m all for people doing whatever they want, assuming it’s of no harm to anyone else, but there’s just something about vape speak/culture that bugs the shit outta me. Idk what it is, but the names of those products/parts just sounds incredibly douchey in the most bro of ways.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
07/26/2017 at 13:41, STARS: 0

it’s about time

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
07/26/2017 at 14:04, STARS: 1

“cloud beast”

“mod box”

I don’t disagree.

Kinja'd!!! "Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
07/26/2017 at 14:40, STARS: 0

I’m not interested in vaping, but I’m curious about something. Is it really that common to buy used vape pens? I just can’t imagine buying something used that’s designed to go into my mouth.

Kinja'd!!! "cbell04" (cbell04)
07/26/2017 at 14:48, STARS: 1

Because of the Joe Rogan podcast I can’t help but yell out “ROBOT DICK” when I see someone inserting those huge vape machines into there mouth holes.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
07/26/2017 at 14:57, STARS: 0

Dunk in alcohol for a while and it’s generally considered good to go, from what I’m told.

Kinja'd!!! "Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
07/26/2017 at 18:42, STARS: 0

I want to make a smoke tester machine out of a vape. Cuz smoke testers for car diagnosis are expensive.