Five guys adds a lot of fries. 

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Published 07/23/2017 at 16:34

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When you order a large fries it’s more 3 large fries.

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Replies (21)

Kinja'd!!! "avalonian" (avalonain19)
07/23/2017 at 16:39, STARS: 0

This is beautiful! 

Kinja'd!!! "Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner" (gavinharter30)
07/23/2017 at 16:42, STARS: 3

But five guys is good tho

Kinja'd!!! "BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather" (bugeyedacura)
07/23/2017 at 16:43, STARS: 1

Why no Cajun fries?

Kinja'd!!! "lone_liberal" (token-liberal)
07/23/2017 at 16:44, STARS: 1

That’s why 5 Guys is the only place I ever order a “small” fries.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/23/2017 at 16:44, STARS: 1

That’s the thing I like most about eating there.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
07/23/2017 at 16:47, STARS: 0

I don’t understand why the overdo everything. It’s just too much food for me.

Kinja'd!!! "dogisbadob" (dogisbadob)
07/23/2017 at 16:50, STARS: 1

there is nothing wrong with that

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
07/23/2017 at 16:54, STARS: 2

Its too greasy for me.

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
07/23/2017 at 16:55, STARS: 4

Enjoy the diarrhea

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
07/23/2017 at 16:57, STARS: 1

Their food is so sloppy-greasy. I can’t even make it through a small order of their mushy fries.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
07/23/2017 at 16:57, STARS: 0

I have to order their smallest burgers, too. Those are still huge.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
07/23/2017 at 17:01, STARS: 0

What’s amazing is that they can turn all those boxes/bags of potatoes into these terrible fries. In-N-Out turns raw potatoes into something delicious (if well done, at least), but 5 Guys turns their raw potatoes into greasy mush.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
07/23/2017 at 17:04, STARS: 0

My dad used to like going there. When I ate there my face felt like breaking out due to the grease and my body rejected the bearing grease they cook with. I drank a liter of seltzer water just to feel better.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
07/23/2017 at 17:05, STARS: 1

His toilet will be MVP.

Kinja'd!!! "cluelessk" (cluelessk)
07/23/2017 at 17:14, STARS: 0

I realized pretty quickly that one medium order of fries is plenty for 2 people.

Kinja'd!!! "Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
07/23/2017 at 17:45, STARS: 0

On one hand I appreciate getting my money’s worth when I eat there, but on the other I hate reaching through the burning hot, greasy fries to get to my burger. I always forget to ask for the burger on top till they’ve already filled my feed bag.

Kinja'd!!! "Matsayz" (matsayz)
07/23/2017 at 17:48, STARS: 0

He food is okay but WHY are you dumping fries on top of the food in a bag???!!!! Now I have to dig through that mess. It’d be one thing if they had sinks and soap to wash up but they usually have one bathroom with a line... ugh that place drives me nuts and they have mushy fries which are the worst!

I’d rather have Chipotle and roll the dice to see if I get food poisoning

Kinja'd!!! "DutchieDC2R" (dutchiedc2r)
07/23/2017 at 18:17, STARS: 0

They were supposed to open a Five Guys in Holland...fudge, I cant wait. The one time I visited a Five Guys was driving from Miami to Key West. I cant even remember in what city/town it was, but I remember that I loved it. They have those type of fries that have potatoe skin on them, god I love that stuff.

Kinja'd!!! "Birddog" (maintmgt)
07/23/2017 at 18:34, STARS: 0

That’s what I love the most at 5 guys. I don’t even get the burgers anymore. I’ll get the fries and make my own burgers at home. (Saving $15 in the process!)

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
07/23/2017 at 19:20, STARS: 0

large is for sharing.

Kinja'd!!! "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
07/30/2017 at 20:29, STARS: 1

My wife and I went to Five Guys for the first time in about two years yesterday. The “little,” fries were too much for my 315-lb ass.

Of course It was a 340-lb ass only about three months ago...