by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 07/23/2017 at 10:10
by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 07/23/2017 at 10:10
Tags: Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge
STARS: 2
The Nissan Bigly-big of Bigliness. This replaces his Sequoia, which while quite big, just wasn’t bigly enough.
This thing is a fucking tank. Very nice inside, too.
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
07/23/2017 at 10:18, STARS: 3
Fugly.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
07/23/2017 at 10:21, STARS: 1
How many childrens does he have?!?!?
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
07/23/2017 at 10:26, STARS: 0
We laughed when GM put a truck front end on a Minivan, but this is worse.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/23/2017 at 10:26, STARS: 2
Six. And a cat that travels with them! :D
"Ssfancyfresh" (scotttt)
07/23/2017 at 10:32, STARS: 0
Big family, big car.
I will say, I’ve never been happier than when we rented a ford transit to haul around 5 kids and 6 adults. It felt good to have everyone in one place. Like summer camp every time we went for a drive.
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
07/23/2017 at 10:35, STARS: 7
I’m sure it is practical for the family but it needs flames or a howling wolf motif on the side to take your eyes away from the front end.
"Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed)
07/23/2017 at 10:45, STARS: 0
Sweet, I love the way those things look.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
07/23/2017 at 11:00, STARS: 0
Wow, may just be the most patient man alive haha.
"RT" (rt-p)
07/23/2017 at 11:02, STARS: 0
Unfortunately, Torch is not pleased.
http://jalopnik.com/why-i-hate-the-big-nissan-nv-vans-so-damn-much-1797036052
"Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
07/23/2017 at 11:05, STARS: 0
I’ve never been able to look past the snoz on these.
"cbell04" (cbell04)
07/23/2017 at 11:14, STARS: 0
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"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
07/23/2017 at 11:23, STARS: 0
Shit I forgot about these.
I just got a job doing photography for the local Honda, Toyota, Nissan, Kia, Buick, and GMC dealers.
I’m going to be driving quite the diverse mix.
"The Snowman" (the-snowman)
07/23/2017 at 11:43, STARS: 9
This is very Utah.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/23/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 2
And they are from Utah!
"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
07/23/2017 at 11:51, STARS: 0
Seriously though, it’s odd that Nissan seemingly made no attempt at something of a cabover design to avoid that large protuberance like literally every single other full size van.
"The Snowman" (the-snowman)
07/23/2017 at 12:08, STARS: 5
This is my surprised face
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/23/2017 at 17:50, STARS: 1
That is bigly!
My genius plan if we accidentally had a third kid (if #2 had been twins), because I’m SMRT smart, was to buy a green Chevy Express window van.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
07/23/2017 at 17:53, STARS: 0
Does he have 20 children or something?
"His Stigness" (HisStigness)
07/28/2017 at 22:24, STARS: 0
Unless he is not married any longer: how the hell did they all fit in the Sequoia?
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/28/2017 at 22:27, STARS: 0
His wife had a Sienna so it helped.
"His Stigness" (HisStigness)
07/28/2017 at 22:35, STARS: 0
I think if you need two vehicles you have too many kids. I wonder if the salesman for that Nissan gave them a free bag of some birth control?
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/28/2017 at 22:42, STARS: 0
I have 4 vehicles and no kids. I think I have the winning formula thus far.
"His Stigness" (HisStigness)
07/28/2017 at 23:41, STARS: 0
Even if you had no cars and walked everywhere and had no kids you’d still have the winning formula.
I’ll let you guess the secret ingredient in this formula...