Kinja'd!!! by "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
Published 07/22/2017 at 15:47

Tags: Bikelopnik
STARS: 2


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Well at least there is one other idiot out here who isn’t letting a 112 degree heat index stop them from getting their mountain bike ride in. Hopefully I don’t run across them dead on he trail.


Replies (13)

Kinja'd!!! "ptak appreciates old racecars" (racecarptak)
07/22/2017 at 16:09, STARS: 1

I can’t begin to imagine biking in 112 degree heat. 75 is too much for me. Hope they have a good supply of water

Kinja'd!!! "12and35" (12and35)
07/22/2017 at 16:22, STARS: 1

Oh that’s what it’s like here...about 110. I just got back from Wisconsin and as I got off the plane I could feel the heat on the...tunnel thing... nothing like being home.

Kinja'd!!! "6691 zapS" (6691-zaps)
07/22/2017 at 16:47, STARS: 0

Hydration Nation, Go!

Kinja'd!!! "VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely" (vajazzlemcdildertits)
07/22/2017 at 16:50, STARS: 0

While I commend their athletic enthusiasm, I’d like for them to finish up and leave so I can elevenses and donut a few times in the car. Thanks.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
07/22/2017 at 16:56, STARS: 0

Haha. While I agree in principal, this is a State Natural Area, so donuts would be kind of a dick move and probably get you banned from the park.

Kinja'd!!! "VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely" (vajazzlemcdildertits)
07/22/2017 at 16:57, STARS: 1

Aw, damnit, I wouldn’t do it then. I’d want to hoon responsibly. There just aren’t a lot of parking lots out here without a lot of concrete in the way.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
07/22/2017 at 16:59, STARS: 1

Guy was a total psychopath. Passed me in a fairly technical spot going about 1.5x my speed, S-Works bike, sponsorship jersey, only one little water bottle. Definitely training for a race.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
07/22/2017 at 17:02, STARS: 1

Time for a trip north. I rode in the afternoon yesterday, maybe 78 was the high. Also, I did sell my Salsa locally.

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Kinja'd!!! "DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back" (karsonkinja)
07/22/2017 at 17:03, STARS: 1

We’ve had a lot of rain down here, and our trails all run along bayous, so I haven’t been out in a while. I’m hoping to get out next week at some point. I’m really really itching for a ride.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
07/22/2017 at 17:05, STARS: 0

Yep. I only did 8 miles and went through about 2 liters on the trail now I’m back at the car drinking more. I can basically see my reflection in the sweat on my arm.

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Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
07/22/2017 at 17:30, STARS: 0

Yeah it’s a pretty tempting lot with no light posts or anything to get in the way

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
07/22/2017 at 17:31, STARS: 1

Glad to hear you sold it. I figured you had by now. Still a little piece of me wishes I had a chance at it!

Kinja'd!!! "ptak appreciates old racecars" (racecarptak)
07/22/2017 at 19:22, STARS: 1

Jeebis.
Are you in Australia by any chance?

EDIT: of course you aren’t lmao, Fahrenheit