This song let me down.

by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 07/22/2017 at 00:37

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When the lyrics say “So, baby, pull me closer, In the back seat of your Rover” I think of a Rover SD1, not a fucking Evoque.

Now I want a SD1, dammit.

Replies (13)

"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
07/22/2017 at 00:55, STARS: 4

Do you really think the Chainsmokers (god what a horrible band name) know what an SD1 is. Also they say Rover as in it carries a brand image of wealth.

"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
07/22/2017 at 00:59, STARS: 2

So baby pull me closer in the

Also, if you want an SD1, you’ve been listening to the wrong song.

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"Amoore100" (amoore100)
07/22/2017 at 01:57, STARS: 0

Wrong.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/every-time-i-hear-this-1788355863

I am way classier.

"Land_Yacht_225" (nadenator)
07/22/2017 at 02:09, STARS: 2

With the consideration that the next line of the song is “that I know you can’t afford” the image in my mind has always been more buy-here-pay-here with a little Demuro-sag to it...

"notsomethingstructural" (notsomethingstructural)
07/22/2017 at 02:48, STARS: 1

It’s a song about coddled millennial brats

"Birddog" (maintmgt)
07/22/2017 at 03:31, STARS: 0

A bad case of high expectations.

"Echo51" (echo2047)
07/22/2017 at 04:12, STARS: 0

“by that tattoo on your shoulder”. Yeah, it’s gonna need more thrash looks. Rusted arches, scruffs and dents, so on.

"SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
07/22/2017 at 06:50, STARS: 0

If they’d used Roller then that would’ve been ok but this makes them feel cheap...and low brow. Not aspirational at all...

SD1...(oh baby)

"KnowsAboutCars" (knowsaboutcars)
07/22/2017 at 08:01, STARS: 0

I always thought that a Rover was surprising choice for a modern pop song.

Reminds me of the mention of Sterling in Masta Ace’s Postin High.

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"Svend" (svend)
07/22/2017 at 08:41, STARS: 0

I was thinking this.

"Alex B" (alexb420)
07/22/2017 at 09:45, STARS: 0

I’ve always pictured a white LWB autobiography when I hear that song

"Khalbali" (khalbali2)
07/22/2017 at 11:25, STARS: 0

Nope I have always pictured that exact evoque even without seeing the video.

"gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
07/22/2017 at 12:40, STARS: 0

I always replace “Rover” in my head with “Buick”, then choose to picture an 80's a-body.