by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 07/20/2017 at 00:23
by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 07/20/2017 at 00:23
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I’m out of beer. I want to go to bed, but I don’t want to leave it by itself, because I’d feel sorry for it.
It’s just you and me little beer
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I love you baby, if it’s quite alright, I need you baby.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/20/2017 at 00:27, STARS: 0
Let’s all take a moment for the people who have to work with me tomorrow. Will I want to hurt them? Oh, yes. Very much so. I will want to hurt them so very badly. But I will make it clear that I have been drinking and that anything that follows is their own fault.
"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
07/20/2017 at 00:39, STARS: 1
Your attitude towards the last drink in the fridge is different than mine. I tend to indefinitely save the last drink until later.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/20/2017 at 00:43, STARS: 0
I have a 120 minute IPA from Dogfishhead. Apparently it ages, so I’ll keep it until I have a reason to drink it or I’m drunk enough that I don’t care.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
07/20/2017 at 00:54, STARS: 1
How the hell are you suppose to get the beer from those things without looking like a fool? I think I had to use a bottle opener to pry them off when I bought a six pack that had those stupid things.
"Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
07/20/2017 at 00:58, STARS: 2
“How much do you smoke? What’s that? You smoke two packs a day? Why don’t you put on a skirt and swish around for us a little bit? Two packs. Pfft.
I go through two *lighters* a day dude.”
This comes to me as I’m standing at the airport bar slurping a Long Island.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/20/2017 at 00:59, STARS: 0
I was with you, but then I realized that they will not drop a beer in a parking lot and I sort of came around.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/20/2017 at 01:03, STARS: 0
Hey, guess what, I can smoke without getting shot by an Air Marshal. Who wins here? Me.
Seriously though, I get very drunk every time I pass airport security and the reality of only being able to smoke in Dublin and Moscow sets in.
"Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
07/20/2017 at 01:08, STARS: 2
I’ll tell you all about the California buds I’ve got after I land.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/20/2017 at 01:12, STARS: 0
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/20/2017 at 06:49, STARS: 0
The frequency of your drunk posting nights is starting to make me wonder if you have a problem.
"Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)" (rduncan5678)
07/20/2017 at 07:51, STARS: 0
Need more beer!
"Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever" (rustanddust)
07/20/2017 at 08:19, STARS: 0
You’ve never stepped into a cancer box in Frankfurt airport?
They’re putrid, horrible things, and after a seven hour flight, I love them with every ounce of my little black smoke filled heart.
"Svend" (svend)
07/20/2017 at 10:22, STARS: 0
"RPM esq." (rpm3)
07/24/2017 at 14:52, STARS: 0
Pull harder, you weenie.
"nerd_racing" (nerd189)
07/24/2017 at 14:59, STARS: 0
I thought you were mentioning it’s age. 18 beers is impressive.