When an admin from an old job emails you to ask from which office supplier you asked her to order a USB stick three years ago and you know exactly which office supplier you used three years ago. 

by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 07/19/2017 at 16:51

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"benjrblant" (benjblant)
07/19/2017 at 16:54, STARS: 2

Did you withhold this information for a fee?

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/19/2017 at 16:56, STARS: 5

Always be nice to your admins, because they know that you take a ten minute smoking break every hour.

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
07/19/2017 at 16:58, STARS: 2

Yep. Usefulness-limited information on historical ordinary job-goings-on has a dopamine hit for getting right WAY out of proportion to its real importance.

"AuthiCooper1300" (rexrod)
07/19/2017 at 17:01, STARS: 1

Normal people (or, shall I say, “humans”) underestimate the immense power that comes with having a very good memory.

Silly fools.

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
07/19/2017 at 17:03, STARS: 0

How do you know my life?

(I actually needed to know a highlighter supplier)

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/19/2017 at 17:06, STARS: 0

For manufactuers, Staedtler, unless you have a Muji nearby.

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
07/19/2017 at 17:08, STARS: 4

So, I will often remember little things like this for years, but stuff I really need to use on a daily basis, I can’t retain more than 15 minutes.

FML

"benjrblant" (benjblant)
07/19/2017 at 17:08, STARS: 1

Muji is one of my favorite stores of all time. I miss it.

"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
07/19/2017 at 17:16, STARS: 1

Admins can fuck your world up, or they can make everything smooth sailing. Always be nice to your admins — even the terrible ones.

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/19/2017 at 17:16, STARS: 0

I do too.

Although going to Muji in Hong Kong kind of ruined them for me. Asian Muji stores are on a different level.

"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
07/19/2017 at 17:18, STARS: 1

huh. you must be getting close to my age. The amount of old, stupid, useless crap that I remember seems to be growing constantly, and displacing the stuff that I need to, you know, do my job, live my life, etc etc etc.

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
07/19/2017 at 17:19, STARS: 2

I think we’re pretty close. Meet me in the rest home for the checkers tournament. I call dibs on black.

"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
07/19/2017 at 17:20, STARS: 1

Is it crazy that I’m looking forward to those days?

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
07/19/2017 at 17:25, STARS: 1

A little. But I won’t tell. It’ll be our secret.

"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
07/19/2017 at 17:33, STARS: 1

“a little crazy” is probably my best-case scenario, so I’ll take that—

"PS9" (PS9)
07/19/2017 at 17:39, STARS: 1

You know what would fix that problem? A Jaguar.

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
07/19/2017 at 17:42, STARS: 0

Great, now I’m getting it in stereo. Get behind me, Satan!

"Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
07/19/2017 at 18:13, STARS: 0

Whats a muji

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/19/2017 at 18:15, STARS: 0

http://www.muji.com/us/

Muji am everything.

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
07/19/2017 at 18:44, STARS: 1

Today I had to explain to my sister why she needs USB-C cables and Quick Charge 3.0 chargers for her new phone I helped her pick.

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
07/19/2017 at 19:04, STARS: 0

Office Depot actually makes the best highlighter I’ve ever used.

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/19/2017 at 19:27, STARS: 0

Was your explanation that everything and everyone is awful and everything is meaningless? Because that’s going to be how I feel when I have to buy new cables.

"Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)" (6speedhaven)
07/19/2017 at 20:21, STARS: 1

So there’s no shitposting when the admins are asleep?

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/19/2017 at 20:23, STARS: 1

Quite the opposite. That’s when you do your shit posting about the admins. Their attention span is too short to look at old messages.

"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
07/20/2017 at 06:31, STARS: 0

fuck that, i struggle remembering about stuff from a month ago