"Femails"

Kinja'd!!! by "zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
Published 07/19/2017 at 08:00

Tags: Funny
STARS: 2


Kinja'd!!!

We received a community guide for our county, inside it has some statistics for the community from 2011-2015. It also has this gem, ‘femails’. It’s spelled correctly everywhere else, except this one line. I had a good laugh when I found it.


Replies (25)

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
07/19/2017 at 08:09, STARS: 1

Sbemails before femails.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
07/19/2017 at 08:12, STARS: 1

*facepalm*

Kinja'd!!! "zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
07/19/2017 at 08:14, STARS: 0

TROGDOR!!!!!! TROGDOR!!!!!

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
07/19/2017 at 08:15, STARS: 2

hey, it’s the femailman!

Kinja'd!!! "zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
07/19/2017 at 08:16, STARS: 0

Yeah, I thought this was so bad it’s good. It took until my second time looking at it to realize the error.

Kinja'd!!! "zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
07/19/2017 at 08:19, STARS: 0

Clearly the unsung hero of our time.

Kinja'd!!! "Slant6" (slant-6)
07/19/2017 at 08:19, STARS: 3

So if the total in civilian labor force is 66.5% and femails are 60.5% doesn’t that mean that non femails are only 6% of the working population?  

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/19/2017 at 08:24, STARS: 2

BUT HER FEMAILS!

Kinja'd!!! "zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
07/19/2017 at 08:26, STARS: 0

Non-femails are the new millenials, evidently.

Actually, the statistics stated total then the female population. It didn’t say anything about the male population, which irked me. I refuse to believe the entire male population over 16 is in the civilian workforce. Just... no.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/19/2017 at 08:27, STARS: 0

66/100 people of any gender in the county work in the civilian sector.

34/100 do not

60/100 women in the county work in the civilian sector.

40/10 women do not.

Kinja'd!!! "Slant6" (slant-6)
07/19/2017 at 08:30, STARS: 0

I see. I think it could be more clear though.

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
07/19/2017 at 08:31, STARS: 2

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
07/19/2017 at 08:32, STARS: 1

NOT HER FEMAILS! OH THE HUGE MANATEE!

Kinja'd!!! "Slant6" (slant-6)
07/19/2017 at 08:32, STARS: 0

That’s really what I was getting at. Looks like they had someone with no stats or SciVis (scientific visualization, making data easy to understand through visuals and other presentation techniques) experience making this. I took 3 years of SciVis in High school, so this just bugs me.

Kinja'd!!! "zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
07/19/2017 at 08:35, STARS: 1

I’m just going to assume all females/femails in the county are hard working people, and the men are just all lazy.

Kinja'd!!! "zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
07/19/2017 at 08:36, STARS: 0

Well... it’s a panel of some sort, not sure what though. I think the best way to find out is to just grab it or lick it.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/19/2017 at 08:41, STARS: 1

Open it first, then lick.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/19/2017 at 08:43, STARS: 2

Oh, it’s iron mail.

Kinja'd!!! "zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
07/19/2017 at 08:44, STARS: 1

I like to be thorough, so let’s do it both ways.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/19/2017 at 08:49, STARS: 0

Good call. Safety third!

Kinja'd!!! "zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
07/19/2017 at 08:50, STARS: 1

So i can technically say “iron male” to refer to women? Actually, that sounds pretty cool.... sort of jealous now...

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/19/2017 at 08:51, STARS: 1

Good point! There’s some accuracy to it as well.

Kinja'd!!! "zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
07/19/2017 at 09:03, STARS: 1

Safety is always third in my book.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
07/19/2017 at 12:11, STARS: 1

Showed my son that for the first time last weekend. He cackled like a maniac the entire time.

Kinja'd!!! "zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
07/19/2017 at 12:26, STARS: 1

Good! Homestar is genius.