by "zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
Published 07/19/2017 at 08:00
Tags: Funny
STARS: 2
We received a community guide for our county, inside it has some statistics for the community from 2011-2015. It also has this gem, ‘femails’. It’s spelled correctly everywhere else, except this one line. I had a good laugh when I found it.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
07/19/2017 at 08:09, STARS: 1
Sbemails before femails.
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
07/19/2017 at 08:12, STARS: 1
*facepalm*
"zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
07/19/2017 at 08:14, STARS: 0
TROGDOR!!!!!! TROGDOR!!!!!
"jimz" (jimz)
07/19/2017 at 08:15, STARS: 2
hey, it’s the femailman!
"zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
07/19/2017 at 08:16, STARS: 0
Yeah, I thought this was so bad it’s good. It took until my second time looking at it to realize the error.
"zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
07/19/2017 at 08:19, STARS: 0
Clearly the unsung hero of our time.
"Slant6" (slant-6)
07/19/2017 at 08:19, STARS: 3
So if the total in civilian labor force is 66.5% and femails are 60.5% doesn’t that mean that non femails are only 6% of the working population?
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/19/2017 at 08:24, STARS: 2
BUT HER FEMAILS!
"zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
07/19/2017 at 08:26, STARS: 0
Non-femails are the new millenials, evidently.
Actually, the statistics stated total then the female population. It didn’t say anything about the male population, which irked me. I refuse to believe the entire male population over 16 is in the civilian workforce. Just... no.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/19/2017 at 08:27, STARS: 0
66/100 people of any gender in the county work in the civilian sector.
34/100 do not
60/100 women in the county work in the civilian sector.
40/10 women do not.
"Slant6" (slant-6)
07/19/2017 at 08:30, STARS: 0
I see. I think it could be more clear though.
"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
07/19/2017 at 08:31, STARS: 2
"zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
07/19/2017 at 08:32, STARS: 1
NOT HER FEMAILS! OH THE HUGE MANATEE!
"Slant6" (slant-6)
07/19/2017 at 08:32, STARS: 0
That’s really what I was getting at. Looks like they had someone with no stats or SciVis (scientific visualization, making data easy to understand through visuals and other presentation techniques) experience making this. I took 3 years of SciVis in High school, so this just bugs me.
"zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
07/19/2017 at 08:35, STARS: 1
I’m just going to assume all females/femails in the county are hard working people, and the men are just all lazy.
"zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
07/19/2017 at 08:36, STARS: 0
Well... it’s a panel of some sort, not sure what though. I think the best way to find out is to just grab it or lick it.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/19/2017 at 08:41, STARS: 1
Open it first, then lick.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/19/2017 at 08:43, STARS: 2
Oh, it’s iron mail.
"zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
07/19/2017 at 08:44, STARS: 1
I like to be thorough, so let’s do it both ways.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/19/2017 at 08:49, STARS: 0
Good call. Safety third!
"zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
07/19/2017 at 08:50, STARS: 1
So i can technically say “iron male” to refer to women? Actually, that sounds pretty cool.... sort of jealous now...
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/19/2017 at 08:51, STARS: 1
Good point! There’s some accuracy to it as well.
"zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
07/19/2017 at 09:03, STARS: 1
Safety is always third in my book.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
07/19/2017 at 12:11, STARS: 1
Showed my son that for the first time last weekend. He cackled like a maniac the entire time.
"zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
07/19/2017 at 12:26, STARS: 1
Good! Homestar is genius.