God damn eBay gets me

by "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
Published 07/17/2017 at 19:22

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It’s almost as if they know I’m Persian.

Replies (12)

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
07/17/2017 at 19:26, STARS: 0

amazon has me targeted

https://www.amazon.com/Universal-Paper-Clips-Smooth-Silver/dp/B0039YCSI6/ref=pd_rhf_gw_s_cp_5?_encoding=UTF8&ie=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B0039YCSI6&pd_rd_r=VPQH0KBKQ124Z80GV9YV&pd_rd_w=WANFN&pd_rd_wg=9GT7A&pf_rd_r=VPQH0KBKQ124Z80GV9YV&pf_rd_s=recent-history-footer&pf_rd_t=gateway&psc=1&refRID=VPQH0KBKQ124Z80GV9YV

"Nibby" (nibby68)
07/17/2017 at 19:27, STARS: 3

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
07/17/2017 at 19:27, STARS: 1

o fuck they’re good

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/17/2017 at 19:28, STARS: 0

I didn’t know you were Iranian, my dst. But I did break out laughing when I saw the Eternity cologne.

On a related note, I had the following conversation last week:

Friend: “yeah, I can’t afford that, I’m broke.”

“How are you broke? Have you seen the prices of fucking Birkenstocks recently? The lesbian economy has to be booming.”

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
07/17/2017 at 19:36, STARS: 0

Thankfully amazon’s no were near figuring me out.

1) I’d rather just die than try running from the Illuminati or whoever.

2) The only Dostoevsky book I’ve read was “The Brothers Karmjryzxnov” and I have no desire to read another. It’s like Shakespeare, but what it lacks in old English he makes up for with names you can’t keep straight.  

"My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
07/17/2017 at 19:51, STARS: 1

No it’s just the 90s are back. It’s all Birkenstock and Flannel futures for me.

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/17/2017 at 19:53, STARS: 0

That’s bad 90s and I will have no part of such hackey-sackery

"My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
07/17/2017 at 19:57, STARS: 1

So you don’t want to go to the Phish concert and camp out for a week ahead of time? You can find another job man Starbucks’s are opening everywhere.

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/17/2017 at 19:59, STARS: 0

I don’t need a job, I have all my money invested in Pets.com

"My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
07/17/2017 at 20:01, STARS: 1

I’ve got lots of Webvan and Worldcom stock. I should get some AOL though I need to diversify.

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/17/2017 at 20:04, STARS: 1

I’m writing this from my WebTV. It’s pretty sick.

"wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
07/17/2017 at 22:35, STARS: 0

Amazon want me to buy pot growing trays, Starwars t-shirts and a yoga mat. I think their algorithms might be a little off today.