CL Scammers aren't even trying any more

by "Nibbles" (nibbles)
Published 07/17/2017 at 12:45

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What do we have here? A 2003 Power Windows (a Dodge/Microsoft joint venture?) for 75 grand - or is that actually 75.236 like they expect me to find a six tenths of a penny - and it’s a 2014. Good job

Replies (10)

"XJDano" (xjdano)
07/17/2017 at 12:54, STARS: 0

https://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/d/srt-excellent-sedan-dodge/6223278694.html

it’s fully loaded with every since option.has navigation in dash.leather interior.DVD player.ac heat upgraded sound.both sliding doors are automatic.SRT8tremely comfortable to drive.engine is perfect

AUTOMATIC SLIDING DOORS!!!!!!

"jvirgs drives a Subaru" (jvirgs)
07/17/2017 at 12:54, STARS: 0

Jesus.... there are just so many things wrong to even make this partially believable.....

"benjrblant" (benjblant)
07/17/2017 at 12:55, STARS: 0

Clean title tho.

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
07/17/2017 at 12:55, STARS: 4

The Power Windows 2014 is my least favorite imaginary 2003 Toyota.

"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
07/17/2017 at 12:59, STARS: 1

You can tell it’s fake by the evident lack of Corolla dents

"Nibbles" (nibbles)
07/17/2017 at 13:00, STARS: 0

Wow.

"DutchieDC2R" (dutchiedc2r)
07/17/2017 at 13:14, STARS: 0

A ‘signal lights mirror’...? Sounds like something I might need....

"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
07/17/2017 at 13:19, STARS: 0

2003 Power Wheels. DAMN AUTOCORRECT

Being a Corolla, that’s actually a fairly reasonable explanation.

"Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever" (superchan7)
07/17/2017 at 14:08, STARS: 0

This BMW 5 series is LOADED with options like power windows and door locks, a/c, and AUTOMATTIC TRANSMISSON!

"Nibbles" (nibbles)
07/17/2017 at 14:18, STARS: 1

I L’dOL