*facepalm*

Kinja'd!!! by "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
Published 07/16/2017 at 06:57

Tags: NY POST ; New Zealand ; tattoo
STARS: 2


Kinja'd!!!

who’d employ this “genius”?

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Replies (26)

Kinja'd!!! "RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
07/16/2017 at 07:21, STARS: 0

Yup.....lots of wonderful stories this morning. The next generation, ladies and gentleman!

Kinja'd!!! "SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
07/16/2017 at 07:23, STARS: 5

Perhaps he should get his lips tattooed in a devastating shade of hot pink?

Kinja'd!!! "RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
07/16/2017 at 07:28, STARS: 6

‘devast8ing shade of hot pink’ - fixed that for you :P

Kinja'd!!! "Jagvar" (Jagvar)
07/16/2017 at 07:56, STARS: 15

According to the article:

“He was locked up in 2015, at 17, for aggravated robbery, after he and a friend pulled a knife on a tourist in Nelson, New Zealand. Cropp pleaded guilty to a range of charges, including aggravated robbery, escaping custody and assault with a weapon.”

...employers tend to frown on that, too.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
07/16/2017 at 08:01, STARS: 0

true, but the tattoo is something you can’t ignore.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/16/2017 at 08:22, STARS: 5

Filed to: No shit Sherlock!

Kinja'd!!! "Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
07/16/2017 at 08:41, STARS: 2

His quote at the end proves that the face tat is just the cherry on top of the shit pile.

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
07/16/2017 at 08:49, STARS: 0

He should look into a career as a UFC fighter...

Kinja'd!!! "My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
07/16/2017 at 08:52, STARS: 5

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "$kaycog" (skaycog)
07/16/2017 at 09:00, STARS: 2

That’s one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen.

#stupidstupid

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
07/16/2017 at 09:03, STARS: 4

This is the Internet, where you are always one click away from finding something even stupider. That or a porn version of it.

Kinja'd!!! "$kaycog" (skaycog)
07/16/2017 at 09:06, STARS: 0

Oh, I know it. But it never ceases to amaze me.

Kinja'd!!! "DrScientist" (DrScientist)
07/16/2017 at 09:09, STARS: 0

is that the tattoo artist’s signature on his neck?

Kinja'd!!! "DutchieDC2R" (dutchiedc2r)
07/16/2017 at 09:15, STARS: 0

He needs to change it to ‘Hat’...apparently, everyone likes hats.....

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
07/16/2017 at 09:24, STARS: 1

That might be the dumbest tatto I’ve ever seen, from placemat, spelling, to the message it’s trying to send. That’s some canard core stupid. Although I think the most shocking part of this is that he has a girlfriend, just proof that young girls only dated assholes.

Maybe he should try frowning a beard. Or get the blank spots filled in and say it’s a tattoo of a beard.

Kinja'd!!! "dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter" (dsigned001)
07/16/2017 at 10:13, STARS: 0

This supposedly takes place in New Zealand, which is probably one of the few places you could get away with a face tattoo. The armed robbery I think is the real issue here. And the fact that his tattoo doesn’t seem to be tribal, but rather says “I’m a fucking stupid cock”.

Kinja'd!!! "dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter" (dsigned001)
07/16/2017 at 10:22, STARS: 2

Here in Colorado, I’ve known more gainfully employed people with sleeves than I can count (and not all of them were brewmasters or even worked for a craft brewery!). But face tattoos are still “I don’t have a job” markers

Kinja'd!!! "dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter" (dsigned001)
07/16/2017 at 10:23, STARS: 1

I think he’d get *glasses on* devast8ed

Kinja'd!!! "I have another burner, try to guess it!" (ihaveanotherburner)
07/16/2017 at 10:27, STARS: 1

The Army. 6 months into WW3 that is.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
07/16/2017 at 10:37, STARS: 0

I thought Cheryl Cole’s butt tattoo of roses was stupid.

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Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
07/16/2017 at 11:13, STARS: 1

Sleeves aren’t a problem in quite a few places and industries. I’ve met quite a few people with sleeves making six figures and who are highly respected.

Kinja'd!!! "PyramidHat" (pyramidhat)
07/16/2017 at 11:40, STARS: 1

I don’t judge people for having tattoos, but I do judge them for poor life choices...

Kinja'd!!! "Dave the car guy , still here" (a3dave)
07/16/2017 at 12:57, STARS: 2

I wonder if he could grow a mustache and beard over that? There is also tattoo removal but the laser method is pricey. I think I saw a multi part cream a few years ago that somehow used your body’s own enzymes to destroy the inks. Not sure how well it works but at this point what does he have to lose? What a fool.

Kinja'd!!! "6691 zapS" (6691-zaps)
07/16/2017 at 21:44, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Clown Shoe Pilot" (csp)
07/17/2017 at 08:35, STARS: 0

There’s a reason face and neck tattoos are called “Job Stoppers”

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
07/17/2017 at 19:56, STARS: 1

He is 19 and doesn’t look like someone who could grow a beard.