Tesla needs a new face for their cars.

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Published 07/14/2017 at 14:13

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I understand that electric cars don’t need grilles, but stylistically there’s a much better way to accomplish that than to make it look like Neo when Agent Smith removed his mouth.


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Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
07/14/2017 at 14:20, STARS: 0

It looks alright.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
07/14/2017 at 14:21, STARS: 4

Honestly, I find Tesla’s design language to be getting quite stale.

Kinja'd!!! "InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
07/14/2017 at 14:22, STARS: 1

Integrated rally light bar all the things.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
07/14/2017 at 14:25, STARS: 0

Aerodynamic designs limit the options... Most of the design of most cars is simply wasting energy.

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
07/14/2017 at 14:35, STARS: 2

They just need to stop designing it like it has a grill.

Kinja'd!!! "notsomethingstructural" (notsomethingstructural)
07/14/2017 at 14:37, STARS: 0

“There’s a much better way to accomplish that than to make it look like Neo when Agent Smith removed his mouth.” 

very good

Kinja'd!!! "cberg" (cberg)
07/14/2017 at 14:47, STARS: 0

As much as they need the code finished that’s running the things?

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
07/14/2017 at 14:58, STARS: 0

Gives local Tesla drones the excuse to run without a front plate, too - not that someone in that socio-economic strata would ever get cited for it.

Kinja'd!!! "BigBlock440" (440-4bbl)
07/14/2017 at 14:58, STARS: 1

“I understand that electric cars don’t need grilles,”

That’s not even true, they have a grille. See the opening beneath their solid grille? 

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
07/14/2017 at 15:22, STARS: 0

My only wish is Elon makes an Aptera type car to take advantage of the aero.

Kinja'd!!! "Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
07/14/2017 at 15:26, STARS: 1

Does it though? Why do they make cars with a place where the grill would normally be?

It’s like having a license plate holder in a state like Michigan that doesn’t require one on the front. Tesla’s have grill (place)-holders. It’s WEIRD.

There’s got to be something they can do to not give the impression they Matrix-Neo-Mouth-Removed-The-Grill.

Kinja'd!!! "Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
07/14/2017 at 15:27, STARS: 0

But not great.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
07/14/2017 at 15:34, STARS: 0

Does it have to though?

Kinja'd!!! "Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
07/14/2017 at 15:36, STARS: 0

It’ll sell in its current state. So no.

But maybe it’d sell more? That’s really up to Elon & Co.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
07/14/2017 at 16:44, STARS: 0

You have it backwards. They initially didn’t plan to have a grille, but it was too weird/foreign, so they put a fake one on there to make it look more normal. The shape there is due to aero and pedestrian crash safety standards.

Kinja'd!!! "ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
07/14/2017 at 17:03, STARS: 0

You can do perfectly attractive grilleless cars, its been proven many times. Tesla just needs the will.

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Kinja'd!!! "notsomethingstructural" (notsomethingstructural)
07/15/2017 at 19:14, STARS: 1

Aw man I’m sorry http://jalopnik.com/jaguar-fixed-our-giant-fake-vent-problem-1796951203