Chicago Seen.  Leave your car in a parking lot for 2 years....

Kinja'd!!! by "KnotThatBusy" (clamtackler)
Published 07/13/2017 at 10:49

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STARS: 1


Nice Audi wagon, too.

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Replies (15)

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
07/13/2017 at 10:55, STARS: 3

To be fair it IS an Allroad. It just as easily could have been broken down and unable to move.

Kinja'd!!! "Milky" (jordanmielke)
07/13/2017 at 10:59, STARS: 0

Install normal A6 springs, fix and/or replace whatever under the hood will need help and drive it as is.

You could park it anywhere without fear.

Kinja'd!!! "haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
07/13/2017 at 11:14, STARS: 1

The vandals just doubled the value of this car. Call it modern art and sell it for big $.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
07/13/2017 at 11:33, STARS: 0

LOL - I used to live nearby, and always parked in that lot when I picked up my dry cleaning. That’s actually a pretty nice neighborhood, believe it or not.

Kinja'd!!! "E92M3" (E46M3)
07/13/2017 at 12:26, STARS: 1

That’s not worth coming back for.

Anyone need a Le Mons car? It already has a theme.

Kinja'd!!! "WiscoProud" (wiscoproud)
07/13/2017 at 13:06, STARS: 1

Wicker Park is very nice, it also has a many homeless people and crime due to its proximity to Logan Square and Humboldt Park. My wife and I each used to live in Logan Square and you would see Latin Kings crowns drawn everywhere.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
07/13/2017 at 13:14, STARS: 0

True — Logan Square and Humboldt Park have more crime, but Wicker Park has its share, too. I lived right next the Kennedy, and tried to avoid parking on Ada Street - it was literally next to the Kennedy, and on the path between the Division Street overpass (where a lot of homeless stayed) and St. Stan’s church (where they got food and help, I think). Vandalism/break ins were a daily occurrence if you parked there.

Kinja'd!!! "WiscoProud" (wiscoproud)
07/13/2017 at 13:23, STARS: 1

My wife had her car broken into when she lived on Milwaukee Ave. I lived on Kedzie by Armitage and the person who rented me the apartment told me a story about finding a hooker with her throat cut by the garbage cans at that very apartment.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
07/13/2017 at 13:35, STARS: 0

In 8 years, I think I had:

-2 smash and grabs on my cars - which yielded the thief maybe $8 in change, total

- 2 bikes stolen out of my garage (both expensive, too- this was the worst item on this list)

- the OEM wheels from my BMW stolen out of my garage (with good tires)

- my truck keyed (some idiot did the ENTIRE block, I kid you not)

- my BMW’s hood smashed with a large rock

- the BMW’s convertible top slashed (no entry, just slashed)

- My truck backed into on the driver’s side rear door (they left a note at least)

- Too many dents and dings from parking to list.

I think that’s everything - but no violent crime. I don’t think I could deal with finding a dead body.

Kinja'd!!! "WiscoProud" (wiscoproud)
07/13/2017 at 13:38, STARS: 1

Thankfully I never had my vehicle broken into when I lived in Chicago, but I did have my catalytic converter stolen when I had it parked in the west loop. Never had any violent crime either thankfully.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
07/13/2017 at 13:46, STARS: 0

Oh yeah, I forgot that the spare tire was stolen from under the Pathfinder, too. I miss the city, but not that part of it.

If you need a car in the city, the best thing to do is to buy a beater, leave it empty, and don’t even lock the doors. There was a guy on my block with a Jeep that he just left the window curtains off of all summer, rain or shine.

Kinja'd!!! "WiscoProud" (wiscoproud)
07/13/2017 at 13:51, STARS: 1

I actually had that happen to my Xterra too while it was at a tire shop. They conveniently sold me a new spare, and I couldn’t prove it was actually lost at their shop, but I was under my truck a few days prior, it was there, and then all of a sudden its gone.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
07/13/2017 at 16:23, STARS: 0

Was the carrier destroyed in the process? If not, it probably was the tire shop. After mine was stolen, the dealer wanted $1,000 just to fix the carrier so I’d be *able* to put a spare back there. That was an easy ‘nope’.

Kinja'd!!! "WiscoProud" (wiscoproud)
07/13/2017 at 16:35, STARS: 0

The carrier was wrecked. I just bought a rim and a used tire in the same size and fixed the carrier myself.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
07/14/2017 at 08:39, STARS: 0

surprised it hasn’t been set alight.