Street Hero put out to pasture

Kinja'd!!! by "Pixel" (Improbcat)
Published 07/13/2017 at 10:23

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The stripes & Cragars on this Mach 1 are so epically tacky they come back around to kinda awesome again. Sadly I don’t own sufficient acid wash jean shorts & Metallica Tees with the sleeves cut off to be able to drive this car.

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Replies (23)

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
07/13/2017 at 10:29, STARS: 7

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That’s a sweet ride, there....

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
07/13/2017 at 10:30, STARS: 5

So what you’re saying is, for the $4500, the seller needs to throw in the jorts and Metallica sleeveless or no sale? I’m pretty sure he can do that.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
07/13/2017 at 10:35, STARS: 1

When I saw that car this was literally the first “person” I thought of.

Kinja'd!!! "Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
07/13/2017 at 10:35, STARS: 5

This thing clearly begs for the owner to be well stocked in Def Leopard tees more than anything. I would proudly drive this while blasting “pour some sugar on me.”

Kinja'd!!! "for Michigan" (formichigan)
07/13/2017 at 10:37, STARS: 0

I don’t care what the popular opinion is, loud 70s stripes are my favorite automotive decoration.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
07/13/2017 at 10:39, STARS: 0

ROCK OF AGES

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
07/13/2017 at 10:45, STARS: 0

unfortunately it’s the second worst Mustang in history.

Kinja'd!!! "Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
07/13/2017 at 10:49, STARS: 0

it looks like something that would be in the background of an 80s fighting game, i want it

Kinja'd!!! "themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce)
07/13/2017 at 11:02, STARS: 0

You know the owner has, at one point or another, driven down main street at night with whitesnake’s “Can’t this be love” blaring.

Kinja'd!!! "lone_liberal" (token-liberal)
07/13/2017 at 11:08, STARS: 1

I think that look is more late 70s than late 80s, so you would need some high waisted 501s and a Black Sabbath shirt.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
07/13/2017 at 11:10, STARS: 0

I’m getting more like a Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin and Iron Maiden vibe.

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Kinja'd!!! "Flex my boost" (flexeb)
07/13/2017 at 11:26, STARS: 2

At first I wanted to get sick then I thought “You know you’ve have already painted one. Why not another?”

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I might have a problem.

Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
07/13/2017 at 11:28, STARS: 1

Wrong decade!

The proud owner of this beast would have been rocking out to Skynyrd.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
07/13/2017 at 11:31, STARS: 0

I want this amazingness in my life

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
07/13/2017 at 11:35, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Steve P" (stevepugh)
07/13/2017 at 11:38, STARS: 1

I was going to say this car has Roadkill written all over it, but then i realized it actually looks too nice for them.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
07/13/2017 at 11:51, STARS: 1

I love it. Reidus and Cletus I found your new paint scheme. (They are the ones with the yellow mach 1 right?)

Kinja'd!!! "Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
07/13/2017 at 12:51, STARS: 0

I’m thinking Skynrd and Deep Purple for the original owner, but I have no doubt the second owner was into hair bands.

Kinja'd!!! "WiscoProud" (wiscoproud)
07/13/2017 at 13:16, STARS: 2

I’m fairly certain when you sign the dotted line, the clothes you’re wearing will magically turn into them and you’ll have a mullet.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
07/13/2017 at 13:53, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
07/13/2017 at 15:57, STARS: 0

Carl might say it’s 2 Wycked.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/13/2017 at 16:38, STARS: 1

I would proudly blast “Highway Star,” while laying rubber on this beast.

Kinja'd!!! "MM54" (mm54mk2)
07/13/2017 at 20:00, STARS: 0

10/10 would daily as-is