by "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
Published 07/12/2017 at 16:46
by "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
Published 07/12/2017 at 16:46
Tags: Odds are this guy has never been laid
STARS: 12
You should all be able to hear the sound of my eyes rolling, because that’s how hard they’re rolling.
"WiscoProud" (wiscoproud)
07/12/2017 at 16:52, STARS: 14
I can already predict that despite both of us being car enthusiasts, I would not be able to have a conversation with this person.
"fintail" (fintail)
07/12/2017 at 16:52, STARS: 9
Classy. The ladies must swoon over a red Hyundai with dbag stickers.
My 4 cyl 2.1l MB diesel also has TTs. No blue exhaust tips or hashtags though, and it isn’t ill.
"R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
07/12/2017 at 16:54, STARS: 0
Don’t worry with those God-awful Eagle f1s he won’t be long for this road.
"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
07/12/2017 at 16:55, STARS: 5
A guy at my work has the following stickers (Ram 2500 diesel):
- If you want it, work for it, it’s that simple (his mom and dad paid for his truck)
- Your mother should have swallowed
- If this flag offends you, you need a history lesson (guess what flag...)
- It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
07/12/2017 at 16:58, STARS: 1
I remember when the first Audi TT came out, Autoweek (I think) had the cover line “Show us your TTs!”. They got a ration of shit for it.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/12/2017 at 16:59, STARS: 0
Yeah, I think stabbing my ear own drum with a pencil would likely be preferable.
"E90M3" (e90m3)
07/12/2017 at 16:59, STARS: 9
So what you’re saying is I need to festoon the M3 with stickers and then I’ll get all the girls. This must be what I’m doing wrong.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/12/2017 at 16:59, STARS: 1
Oh, I’m sure they do!
"macanamera" (macanamera)
07/12/2017 at 17:01, STARS: 0
But is it lit and/or woke?
"Tripper" (tripe46)
07/12/2017 at 17:05, STARS: 2
Hah! I would not be able to keep my mouth shut upon seeing the driver. “Are you serious dude?”
"fintail" (fintail)
07/12/2017 at 17:08, STARS: 1
If not, that curbed wheel missing a lugnut has to do it.
"MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
07/12/2017 at 17:11, STARS: 1
Plus he’s from Illinois
"TorqueToYield" (torquetoyield)
07/12/2017 at 17:13, STARS: 2
I’m sure he drives responsibly.
"GTI Sprinks" (gtisprinks)
07/12/2017 at 17:14, STARS: 1
Not to mention the fast food bag in the car. The smell of that interior must be so attractive.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
07/12/2017 at 17:15, STARS: 1
Douchecruiser 3000
"Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
07/12/2017 at 17:16, STARS: 0
Wait... Are blue exhaust tips not ok anymore? Shit, so hard to keep up with what the ricers make not ok
"fintail" (fintail)
07/12/2017 at 17:16, STARS: 0
Imagine it on a hot summer day.
"fintail" (fintail)
07/12/2017 at 17:18, STARS: 1
That one matches the car, nice coordination.
"bwp240" (bwp240)
07/12/2017 at 17:23, STARS: 0
NSFW, is this what he meant?
"MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
07/12/2017 at 17:23, STARS: 4
You should probably put stickers on yourself too
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
07/12/2017 at 17:31, STARS: 5
This is the guy that gets killed during the opening credits of a Fast and Furious movie.
"My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
07/12/2017 at 17:45, STARS: 1
The only thing that would make it better is if the car was yellow
"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
07/12/2017 at 17:53, STARS: 1
I’m no doctor, but why would I want to see any guy’s (especially this one) Individual Throttlebodies. That could be a contagious mutation.
"RPM esq." (rpm3)
07/12/2017 at 18:28, STARS: 2
That “panty dropper” sticker is like saying
“I strongly believe my car to be a symbolic representation of my phallus,”
which is a ridiculous enough sticker to put on a perfectly good but not all that interesting car even if it didn’t conclude:
“...and the phallic symbol I have chosen to show to the world drives like an overweight terrier humping a throw pillow with surprising vigor.”
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/12/2017 at 18:30, STARS: 0
Another classy dude.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/12/2017 at 18:34, STARS: 0
Ha!
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/12/2017 at 18:35, STARS: 1
Hey now! I resemble that! We’re not all assholes. I mean, this guy clearly is ...
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/12/2017 at 18:36, STARS: 1
Yes, that will certainly definitely work.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/12/2017 at 18:37, STARS: 0
I didn’t even notice the curb rash. I took the picture because of the missing wheel. He also had mismatched novelty valvestem caps, because of course he did.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/12/2017 at 18:39, STARS: 0
Sometimes a joke should be kept to one’s self or close friends.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/12/2017 at 18:40, STARS: 0
Something like that ...
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/12/2017 at 18:40, STARS: 1
I didn’t see him. I probably would’ve just walked away laughing and shaking my head.
"MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
07/12/2017 at 19:01, STARS: 0
I mean, I’m not going to argue the you don’t resemble that
Hehe
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/12/2017 at 19:06, STARS: 1
Well, I walked into that one!
"fintail" (fintail)
07/12/2017 at 21:20, STARS: 0
I can see him now. Surprised this wasn’t in front of a gym where “lifting” is the key activity.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/12/2017 at 21:24, STARS: 0
I assume it belongs to an employee at the O’Reilly’s I went to, as I didn’t see any other customers there.
"fintail" (fintail)
07/12/2017 at 21:25, STARS: 0
He probably bought it with the proceeds from writing their terrible jingle.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
07/12/2017 at 21:26, STARS: 2
On the bright side, this clown will never reproduce.
100% chance he never got beyond the first aisle with all the junk at O’Reilly.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/12/2017 at 21:27, STARS: 1
One can only hope!
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/12/2017 at 21:27, STARS: 1
I doubt he’s that talented.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
07/12/2017 at 21:31, STARS: 0
You’ll be able to buy many many E9Xs with all the money you save by not going on dates, getting married, having kids, etc
"E90M3" (e90m3)
07/12/2017 at 21:38, STARS: 1
"6691 zapS" (6691-zaps)
07/13/2017 at 01:38, STARS: 0
Now I know who Brad was talking about....NSFW:
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"random001" (random001)
07/13/2017 at 06:26, STARS: 0
Actual magazine cover....
"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
07/13/2017 at 09:09, STARS: 1
yeah, he rivals James Bond when it comes to class. Knows his favorite Claret down to the vintage and has a taste for caviar.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/13/2017 at 09:21, STARS: 0
Soooo, Natty Light and gas station nachos then, right?
"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
07/13/2017 at 10:15, STARS: 0
yes. Haha. He also once had a girlfriend that lived in a tent on her mom’s ex-husband’s lot that he had for his trailer. She went back to her ex-boyfriend a few months after he got out of prison. 4 or 5 months later she called “I’m pregnant, not sure if it’s you or him”, it ended up being “him”.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/13/2017 at 10:44, STARS: 0
Wow! Sounds like your coworker dodged a major bullet.
"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
07/13/2017 at 11:03, STARS: 0
Not to worry, he’s back with his ex-wife he married even after catching her and his “best” friend in bed together within weeks of the wedding. She mostly uses him, she’s driving his 2011-ish Dodge Charger that he bought to commute back and forth to work.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/13/2017 at 11:07, STARS: 0
He’s a special kind of dumbass.
"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
07/13/2017 at 11:11, STARS: 0
Yep, he can’t help himself. He’s an episode of Jerry Springer, the only difference being is that he hasn’t been on Jerry Spring (or similar) yet.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/13/2017 at 13:54, STARS: 0
I know the type. My brother-in-law’s ex-wife is a walking episode of Maury Povich. She gave birth to another man’s twins while they were married.
"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
07/13/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 0
Well, they may be made for each other!
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/13/2017 at 15:37, STARS: 0
Sounds like it!
"Party-vi" (party-vi)
07/14/2017 at 09:42, STARS: 1
Daily Driver sticker on a late model car? Who’da guessed a not-old car would be a daily driver?
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/14/2017 at 09:46, STARS: 0
I know, right? Especially a not old car who’s only visible modifications are stickers and blue tinted exhaust tips.
"6691 zapS" (6691-zaps)
07/29/2017 at 16:17, STARS: 0
Typical Saturday night for the Guy?
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"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/29/2017 at 18:20, STARS: 0
Pretty much, yeah. I went back a few days ago to return my core. That car was there again. Must be an employee.
"6691 zapS" (6691-zaps)
07/29/2017 at 18:28, STARS: 1
He needs to be careful about that. The Priests were right, I can only focus one eye at a time now.
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"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/29/2017 at 18:33, STARS: 0
Hahahaha!