by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 07/12/2017 at 15:26
Tags: Gettin' down with the brown
STARS: 3
Yes, I WOOD like this house.
Dohohohohohoho!
"Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
07/12/2017 at 15:28, STARS: 0
Nice looking house!
Although if I have to nitpick the driveway looks like it would be a PITA to do vehicle maintenance on.
"MoFinWiley" (MoFinWiley)
07/12/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 4
work on car IN the garage would be the goal
"garagemonkee" (monke)
07/12/2017 at 15:31, STARS: 0
real carriage doors or fakey fakers?
"benjrblant" (benjblant)
07/12/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 2
That’s an absurd amount of shingles / untouched shingled area. Kinda surprised there aren’t three or more faux dormers, one of which could probably do with a chandelier?
"Tripper" (tripe46)
07/12/2017 at 15:51, STARS: 1
You would certainly never be BOARD in a house like that
"fintail" (fintail)
07/12/2017 at 15:51, STARS: 0
Is that a PNW style Pringles can of shame at right?
Kudos for a non-shake roof, pavers would look nice.
"EL_ULY" (uly)
07/12/2017 at 15:53, STARS: 3
"Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
07/12/2017 at 15:53, STARS: 2
This is for sale a couple miles from my house
I wood so hard. I mean...
Woodrow Wilson wood pine for this birch
"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
07/12/2017 at 15:56, STARS: 0
But does it have a chandelier?
These are the questions Oppo needs answers to.
"jariten1781" (jariten1781)
07/12/2017 at 16:05, STARS: 0
That island confuses me...there are drawers on the side and doors on the end...how does that work? Are they really shallow drawers so there’s usable storage behind the door, or a door that opens to a useless vertical space beside the drawer runners, or is it a purposeless door handle on an unmoving panel?
"Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
07/12/2017 at 16:12, STARS: 0
how much are they asking?
"Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
07/12/2017 at 16:12, STARS: 1
That’s a TARDIS island.
Actually I think the end bars are fake, or for hand towels.
"Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
07/12/2017 at 16:17, STARS: 2
A stupid amount. $1.55M. But it’s on the water, on a point, in an association with beaches, pools, blah blah blah.
"Nick Has an Exocet" (nickallain)
07/12/2017 at 17:23, STARS: 0
Where is this abouts ?
I think I’ve started to look for something with a garage in the Tahoe area.
"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
07/12/2017 at 17:25, STARS: 0
American houses are so weird.
“Why yes, I would like my giant house to look like a barn”
“Paint my barn mansion in delicious poop colors, also, make sure the exterior looks like the interior of a cheap fast food joint”
“Give it massive mismatching roofs, oh yes, that’s what I need”
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/12/2017 at 17:55, STARS: 1
Union Hill
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/12/2017 at 18:06, STARS: 0
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"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/12/2017 at 18:59, STARS: 0
Nope, tis squarely square.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/12/2017 at 19:00, STARS: 1
It had a few inside, nothing gaudy enough for me to share
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/12/2017 at 19:01, STARS: 1
As fake as my threats to buy a nice car
"The Snowman" (the-snowman)
07/12/2017 at 19:47, STARS: 0
More or less gaudy than the one from my wedding?
"Jonathan Harper" (jbh)
07/12/2017 at 20:50, STARS: 0
I can’t hide this massive garage boner.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/12/2017 at 21:54, STARS: 0
1 billion times less