Woodly.

Kinja'd!!! by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 07/12/2017 at 15:26

Tags: Gettin' down with the brown
STARS: 3


Kinja'd!!!

Yes, I WOOD like this house.

Dohohohohohoho!


Replies (23)

Kinja'd!!! "Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
07/12/2017 at 15:28, STARS: 0

Nice looking house!

Although if I have to nitpick the driveway looks like it would be a PITA to do vehicle maintenance on.

Kinja'd!!! "MoFinWiley" (MoFinWiley)
07/12/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 4

work on car IN the garage would be the goal

Kinja'd!!! "garagemonkee" (monke)
07/12/2017 at 15:31, STARS: 0

real carriage doors or fakey fakers?

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
07/12/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 2

That’s an absurd amount of shingles / untouched shingled area. Kinda surprised there aren’t three or more faux dormers, one of which could probably do with a chandelier?

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
07/12/2017 at 15:51, STARS: 1

You would certainly never be BOARD in a house like that

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
07/12/2017 at 15:51, STARS: 0

Is that a PNW style Pringles can of shame at right?

Kudos for a non-shake roof, pavers would look nice.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
07/12/2017 at 15:53, STARS: 3

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Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
07/12/2017 at 15:53, STARS: 2

This is for sale a couple miles from my house

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I wood so hard. I mean...

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Woodrow Wilson wood pine for this birch

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
07/12/2017 at 15:56, STARS: 0

But does it have a chandelier?

These are the questions Oppo needs answers to.

Kinja'd!!! "jariten1781" (jariten1781)
07/12/2017 at 16:05, STARS: 0

That island confuses me...there are drawers on the side and doors on the end...how does that work? Are they really shallow drawers so there’s usable storage behind the door, or a door that opens to a useless vertical space beside the drawer runners, or is it a purposeless door handle on an unmoving panel?

Kinja'd!!! "Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
07/12/2017 at 16:12, STARS: 0

how much are they asking?

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
07/12/2017 at 16:12, STARS: 1

That’s a TARDIS island.

Actually I think the end bars are fake, or for hand towels.

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
07/12/2017 at 16:17, STARS: 2

A stupid amount. $1.55M. But it’s on the water, on a point, in an association with beaches, pools, blah blah blah.

Kinja'd!!! "Nick Has an Exocet" (nickallain)
07/12/2017 at 17:23, STARS: 0

Where is this abouts ?

I think I’ve started to look for something with a garage in the Tahoe area.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
07/12/2017 at 17:25, STARS: 0

American houses are so weird.

“Why yes, I would like my giant house to look like a barn”

“Paint my barn mansion in delicious poop colors, also, make sure the exterior looks like the interior of a cheap fast food joint”

“Give it massive mismatching roofs, oh yes, that’s what I need”

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/12/2017 at 17:55, STARS: 1

Union Hill

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/12/2017 at 18:06, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/12/2017 at 18:59, STARS: 0

Nope, tis squarely square.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/12/2017 at 19:00, STARS: 1

It had a few inside, nothing gaudy enough for me to share

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/12/2017 at 19:01, STARS: 1

As fake as my threats to buy a nice car

Kinja'd!!! "The Snowman" (the-snowman)
07/12/2017 at 19:47, STARS: 0

More or less gaudy than the one from my wedding?

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Kinja'd!!! "Jonathan Harper" (jbh)
07/12/2017 at 20:50, STARS: 0

I can’t hide this massive garage boner.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/12/2017 at 21:54, STARS: 0

1 billion times less