Marry, Fridge, Kill... wait no, I meant Daily, Track, Burn

Kinja'd!!! by "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
Published 07/12/2017 at 15:10

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2000 Audi S4 - 2013 VW Golf R 3door - 2013 VW Golf R 5door

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Replies (29)

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
07/12/2017 at 15:13, STARS: 11

Daily the R5

Track the R3

Assume the Audi will self immolate

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
07/12/2017 at 15:13, STARS: 4

The Audi is the only one old enough to marry, and only the three-door Golf will fit in my fridge, so I’ll have to take a contract out on the five-door.

Kinja'd!!! "punkgoose17" (punkgoose17)
07/12/2017 at 15:15, STARS: 0

Track 3 door,

Daily 5 door,

Burn S4

I’d actually prefer to daily the S4 but it seems more practical to daily the 5 door.

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
07/12/2017 at 15:15, STARS: 1

this is essentially the answer I was expecting :D

Kinja'd!!! "Milky" (jordanmielke)
07/12/2017 at 15:15, STARS: 5

Daily the Escalade, Sand Dunes the Cherokee and burn the Alero.

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Kinja'd!!! "VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely" (vajazzlemcdildertits)
07/12/2017 at 15:15, STARS: 0

Marry, Golf R 5 door

Fridge, Golf R 3 door

Kill, 2000 Audi S4

But I don’t know anything about Audis except the mid engine one, and I’m afraid of them.

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
07/12/2017 at 15:19, STARS: 2

I wonder if modern Audi still come with a multi-meter, a rosary, and a single shot handgun in the factory tool kit...

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
07/12/2017 at 15:22, STARS: 0

Daily the Acura behind the Escalade (not sure if RDX or MDX)

Burn everything else

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
07/12/2017 at 15:23, STARS: 0

Daily Golf 5-door

Track Golf 3-door

Burn Aoody

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
07/12/2017 at 15:24, STARS: 0

Daily Golf R 5 door

Track Golf R 3 Door

Fridge S4 as it will be worth more later

Kinja'd!!! "Milky" (jordanmielke)
07/12/2017 at 15:25, STARS: 0

I’m just not a fan of minivans.

Kinja'd!!! "xyzabc" (stackofoldwood)
07/12/2017 at 15:25, STARS: 2

Sell both the R5 and R3.

Take the proceeds and build the S4 to rule the world.

Kinja'd!!! "VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely" (vajazzlemcdildertits)
07/12/2017 at 15:27, STARS: 5

Daily the Acura, and track the digger, and burn the stop sign

Kinja'd!!! "GTI Sprinks" (gtisprinks)
07/12/2017 at 15:27, STARS: 0

daily r20 3d, marry s4, kill r20 5d

Kinja'd!!! "InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
07/12/2017 at 15:29, STARS: 0

Why do you hate skid steers?

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
07/12/2017 at 15:31, STARS: 2

Fine, track the Bobcat.

Kinja'd!!! "MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
07/12/2017 at 15:39, STARS: 0

THE WINNER

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
07/12/2017 at 15:43, STARS: 1

Marry, frac, kill

Kinja'd!!! "Saracen" (manualdoucheelitist)
07/12/2017 at 15:50, STARS: 0

Sell the S4 and the 3-door.

Build 5-door (APR Stage 3+, StopTechs, HPA Haldex Controller, Bilstein ClubSports) and dominate street and track.

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
07/12/2017 at 15:59, STARS: 3

Damn straight! Turns on a dime, rolls on a quarter!

Kinja'd!!! "Cash Rewards" (cashrewards)
07/12/2017 at 16:28, STARS: 0

I really want to say that’s an araura/aurara/arara however the hell you spell it

Kinja'd!!! "Milky" (jordanmielke)
07/12/2017 at 16:36, STARS: 0

I think you’re right, but I give minimal fucks either way.

Kinja'd!!! "Camshaft Chris: Skyline/McLaren/Porsche Fanboy" (camshaft-chris)
07/12/2017 at 16:39, STARS: 0

Ditto.

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
07/12/2017 at 19:12, STARS: 0

How about Divorce, Furnace and Abduct?

Kinja'd!!! "Cash Rewards" (cashrewards)
07/12/2017 at 19:54, STARS: 1

About as many fucks as I gave about the correct spelling of the damn thing. My dad had an intrigue of that time period; I was not sad to see olds die.

Kinja'd!!! "Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner" (gavinharter30)
07/12/2017 at 22:47, STARS: 1

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This one is pretty hard.

Daily the m5

Track the Ducati

But the f-150

But if burn was drive off-road I’d drive the f-150

Kinja'd!!! "Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner" (gavinharter30)
07/12/2017 at 22:48, STARS: 0

Has that 7.7 quarter mile

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
07/13/2017 at 06:38, STARS: 0

i’d walk coz all 3 are VAG, so they’re going to be broken at some point soon.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
07/13/2017 at 13:04, STARS: 0

Walk