I'm Sorry, Porschelump

Kinja'd!!! by "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
Published 07/12/2017 at 14:07

Tags: all my cars are broken and life is bad ; Porschelump ; Porsche 944 ; Porsche ; 944 ; Timbits ; Need Timbits
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My Porsche overheated the other day when I went to Dunkin Donuts, like it KNEW. So, I saved one of the Timbits Clown Shoe Pilot brought back from Canada as a peace offering.

Please work?

Pleeeeeeeeease work?


Replies (16)

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
07/12/2017 at 14:09, STARS: 2

Stef, the slogan is “America Runs on Dunkin,” not “Germany Runs on Dunkin.”

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/12/2017 at 14:13, STARS: 1

But these are Timbits!

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
07/12/2017 at 14:14, STARS: 0

Yes, the Timbits might be ok, but you just told us the car violently rejected Dunkin.

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
07/12/2017 at 14:36, STARS: 0

how goes the diagnosis on the fans?

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
07/12/2017 at 14:39, STARS: 0

Not sure it will work without coffee to wash them down.

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
07/12/2017 at 15:05, STARS: 0

Think a few would survive the mail? I can expedite for better freshness!

Kinja'd!!! "BritishLeyland™" (leylandcars)
07/12/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 0

Tsk, well what do excpect from these German cars? You should have bought a British Leyland product!

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/12/2017 at 17:09, STARS: 0

Heh, we’ve tried this. They get warm and spongey in the mail, especially this time of year.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/12/2017 at 17:09, STARS: 1

Hmm. Good point. (Although that might not be good when I’m worrying about my cooling system.)

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/12/2017 at 17:15, STARS: 0

I’ve got bigger problems than just the fans, I think. Going to get an oil analysis done, and if all else fails, I’ll drop the pan and see how stuff goes there.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
07/12/2017 at 17:21, STARS: 0

Iced coffee, then? But maybe not the best match for Timbits.

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Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/12/2017 at 18:31, STARS: 1

Perhaps!

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
07/12/2017 at 19:00, STARS: 0

D: that doesn’t look fun. My sympathies, looks like none of us are getting lucky on the wrenching this summer.

Kinja'd!!! "MM54" (mm54mk2)
07/12/2017 at 21:37, STARS: 0

So wait, do you put the Timbit in the radiator, or?

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
07/12/2017 at 23:23, STARS: 0

There’s gotta be a solution of some kind... Google has failed me, but there must be a way.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
07/13/2017 at 09:20, STARS: 0

Timbits are Canadian, Everyone loves Canadians.

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