Not quite what I was hoping to find when reaching for a beer.

by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 07/09/2017 at 21:09

Tags: The world of no
STARS: 2

Why, it’s our old friend (NO): the false black widow!

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/my-front-porch-is-overrun-with-these-things-1651132268

Replies (14)

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
07/09/2017 at 21:14, STARS: 1

SAVE THE BEER......PLEASE

"Nibby" (nibby68)
07/09/2017 at 21:18, STARS: 2

drink the spider

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
07/09/2017 at 21:26, STARS: 0

This is why TX > PNW.

Tarantulas are much easier to spot from a distance.

"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
07/09/2017 at 21:28, STARS: 1

You had to go and ruin it with the second sentence

"Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
07/09/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 0

Ouch ... biters?

"CRider" (crider)
07/09/2017 at 21:45, STARS: 0

http://texasinsects.tamu.edu/cimg368.html

Texas has black widows.

"CRider" (crider)
07/09/2017 at 21:47, STARS: 1

Doesn’t he have to drink a fly first?

"user314" (user314)
07/09/2017 at 22:57, STARS: 2

"Sir Halffast" (Sir_Halffast)
07/09/2017 at 23:20, STARS: 0

I’m just going to stay here in Virginia where the spiders are relatively small, poisonous ones are rare, and the snakes are usually friendly.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/09/2017 at 23:36, STARS: 0

They can, and it’s not great

"Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
07/10/2017 at 00:16, STARS: 0

We have no such insects (or arachnids) here - just German roaches for the cats to chase.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
07/10/2017 at 00:19, STARS: 1

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
07/10/2017 at 02:34, STARS: 0

True, but we don’t have nearly as many as the PNW. I’ve only seen one living here.

"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
07/10/2017 at 06:02, STARS: 0

kill it with fire