by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 07/09/2017 at 17:10
Tags: I'm blue aba di aba die
STARS: 2
You may now assault my with your predictions. Takin’ all bets! Who ya got?!? Winner gets a knuckle sammich. Remember: this thing is slower than your local DMV on a Tuesday afternoon.
"mazda616" (mazda616)
07/09/2017 at 17:10, STARS: 0
I say 13 seconds even.
"jasmits" (jasmits)
07/09/2017 at 17:12, STARS: 0
Don’t forget your calendar
"Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed)
07/09/2017 at 17:13, STARS: 0
I don’t think it will be smart car slow so I’m gonna say, 14.65.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/09/2017 at 17:13, STARS: 2
JASMITS SELECTS ONE FORTNIGHT
"Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner" (gavinharter30)
07/09/2017 at 17:14, STARS: 0
16-21 seconds
"Seat Safety Switch" (seat-safety-switch)
07/09/2017 at 17:14, STARS: 0
20 seconds flat.
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
07/09/2017 at 17:15, STARS: 0
It’s sorta light though right..? 12 seconds.
"slipperysallylikespenguins" (slipperysally)
07/09/2017 at 17:15, STARS: 0
Serious guess is 17.6 seconds.
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
07/09/2017 at 17:16, STARS: 0
12 seconds is my guess IF it can get to 60. Can it?
"wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
07/09/2017 at 17:17, STARS: 2
12.5 w/o doggo, 12.9 with doggo.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/09/2017 at 17:17, STARS: 0
60, yes
75, still no
"RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
07/09/2017 at 17:17, STARS: 0
0-60? I’m going to guess.....14 seconds!
"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
07/09/2017 at 17:21, STARS: 0
16.7
"PS9" (PS9)
07/09/2017 at 17:21, STARS: 2
If you think this is how you’re going to get your wife on board with an AWD LS1 swap, you’re about to be sorely mistaken.
"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
07/09/2017 at 17:26, STARS: 1
18 seconds
Please substitute the knuckle sammich with a Cuban sammich
"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
07/09/2017 at 17:29, STARS: 1
24 hours
"fintail" (fintail)
07/09/2017 at 17:29, STARS: 1
Sundial.
The fintail can pull it off in about 11.5-12, I think - I will guess 16 for this.
"XJDano" (xjdano)
07/09/2017 at 17:35, STARS: 0
This was the metro time taken with the torque app. So I’ll say 24.7
it is an automatic correct?
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
07/09/2017 at 17:42, STARS: 0
I feel I’m probably overestimating it, but I’m going with 16 seconds.
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
07/09/2017 at 17:46, STARS: 0
14.3 seconds
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/09/2017 at 17:52, STARS: 0
5-speed
"MM54" (mm54mk2)
07/09/2017 at 18:16, STARS: 0
My guess would be a 27 second quarter mile at 65mph, so I’ll go with... about 20 seconds to 60?
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
07/09/2017 at 18:41, STARS: 0
Don’t thrash it too hard. If I ever buy that thing off you I don’t want it smelling like butter and lobster sauce.
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
07/09/2017 at 19:06, STARS: 0
14.6
"I have another burner, try to guess it!" (ihaveanotherburner)
07/09/2017 at 19:07, STARS: 0
1) You fixed it? Yay!!!
2) 17 seconds. And can I get a side of fries if I win?
"promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
07/09/2017 at 19:16, STARS: 0
10.5 seconds if you cheat and use 4-lo.
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
07/09/2017 at 20:23, STARS: 0
18, assuming you didn’t have a big lunch and have regular bowel movements
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
07/09/2017 at 21:37, STARS: 0
0-60, when dreams come true.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/09/2017 at 21:38, STARS: 0
I did a preliminary test earlier... the results were shocking
TO BE CONTINUED
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
07/09/2017 at 21:40, STARS: 1
I’ve got a lot of seat time in this car, and I know the excitement of speeding in a 35 zone.
"Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
07/09/2017 at 22:22, STARS: 0
While I want to imply that the time will be slow enough to need to account for tectonic drift, I’ll give a real guess of just under 16 seconds.
"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
07/09/2017 at 23:37, STARS: 0
A 5spd, such luxury.
"The Snowman" (the-snowman)
07/10/2017 at 00:10, STARS: 0
16.7
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/10/2017 at 00:48, STARS: 0
21 seconds.
"RPM esq." (rpm3)
07/10/2017 at 00:56, STARS: 0
That seems optimistic.
"RPM esq." (rpm3)
07/10/2017 at 01:01, STARS: 0
I bet 17.5 seconds if you run it up to redline for maximum powerrrrr, and like 20 if you shift like a normal human on an onramp.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/10/2017 at 01:07, STARS: 0
I don’t think it’s capable of redlining. I’ve tried.
"RPM esq." (rpm3)
07/10/2017 at 01:51, STARS: 0
Well, I don’t really know anything about this engine so maybe revving it that high wouldn’t help anyway...I guess I’ll stand by my guesstimate and/or range.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/10/2017 at 01:53, STARS: 0
It’s a SOHC 8-valve engine that made 63 HP.
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
07/10/2017 at 08:20, STARS: 0
I regretted my answer immediately but will stick by it.