Mine looks like the one on the right

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Published 07/09/2017 at 12:17

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Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
07/09/2017 at 12:20, STARS: 14

Good thing you didn’t get hit with that $3 terminal fee.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
07/09/2017 at 12:27, STARS: 5

mine is the left one

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Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/09/2017 at 12:33, STARS: 10

Why would anyone keep over three times FDIC limits in a single account?

Why would anyone with that much money in New York bank with TD?

Why would anyone let that much money let sit in a low-yield account?

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
07/09/2017 at 12:35, STARS: 1

I doubt Warren Buffet has that much cash in the bank.

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
07/09/2017 at 12:35, STARS: 0

I sometimes find those and get checking account envy. Sure, mine looks pretty good sometimes, but then I pay the bills ....

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/09/2017 at 12:43, STARS: 2

$662,000 could by a one bedroom shack facing the alley in Seattle!

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
07/09/2017 at 12:44, STARS: 1

I’d think they don’t bank with TD- hence the transaction fee.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/09/2017 at 12:51, STARS: 0

Good point

Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
07/09/2017 at 13:12, STARS: 1

If you have $600,000 in a single regular bank account you are doing something very wrong

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
07/09/2017 at 13:31, STARS: 0

I found a receipt like that outside my old apartment near LAX. For awhile I had a number of customer service agents for an Asian carrier living below me, and at least one of them had a solid six figures sitting around in a local bank account. They certainly weren’t earning enough to make that much so I figured it was daddy’s money...

Kinja'd!!! "190octane" (admiralcb)
07/09/2017 at 13:33, STARS: 2

Not if you have millions elsewhere and just dgaf.

Kinja'd!!! "190octane" (admiralcb)
07/09/2017 at 13:35, STARS: 0

1. There are ways to get around the $250k limit and bump it up so that you can have $1m+ in an account and still have full FDIC coverage.

2. Maybe they just made a transaction and haven’t moved it yet?

Kinja'd!!! "My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
07/09/2017 at 13:42, STARS: 0

Could be a commercial account that could be a working balance for a bodega or other cash business

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
07/09/2017 at 14:03, STARS: 1

I can get a really nice garden shed on leased land in Bellevue.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
07/09/2017 at 14:04, STARS: 0

Weren’t fake ATM slips a funny “impress the ladies” gag at one time?

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/09/2017 at 14:06, STARS: 0

You can still find a split-level in the Lake Hills area for 675

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
07/09/2017 at 14:08, STARS: 0

With shag carpet and orange countertops, my favorite!

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
07/09/2017 at 14:08, STARS: 0

Hey, embezzled money has to be spirited out before the axe falls, somehow.

Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
07/09/2017 at 23:21, STARS: 2

I’ve stumbled across similar receipts and check stubs in customer’s cars. They reeeaaalllyyy make me feel good about my life choices