Hey Oppo, I'm on call so my company sent me home with a 2012 Ford Escape, complete with tool box and blinky nipples. AMA

Kinja'd!!! by "nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul" (nfamouscj)
Published 07/08/2017 at 16:47

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Kinja'd!!! "Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
07/08/2017 at 17:07, STARS: 0

What?

Kinja'd!!! "BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind" (briangriffinsprius)
07/08/2017 at 17:09, STARS: 0

I almost bought one. I’m glad I didn’t. How poorly has is held up?

Kinja'd!!! "nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul" (nfamouscj)
07/08/2017 at 17:14, STARS: 1

It’s the valviest sounding engine I’ve ever driven. The transmission has no idea what it wants to do and it down shifts when you’re coasting instead of letting you maintain momentum. The seat fabric stains instantly and the headlights are nearly non functional

Kinja'd!!! "nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul" (nfamouscj)
07/08/2017 at 17:14, STARS: 0

Yes.

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
07/08/2017 at 17:20, STARS: 2

Please see your doctor if your nipples blink continuously for more than four hours.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
07/08/2017 at 19:32, STARS: 0

Blinky nipples are the best kind

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/08/2017 at 22:45, STARS: 0

What’s in the box?

Kinja'd!!! "nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul" (nfamouscj)
07/09/2017 at 07:19, STARS: 1

Tools, lots of tools. Actually there’s more storage than tools. So an entire drawer will have two sets of drill bits in it. But it keeps things organized.