by "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
Published 07/07/2017 at 20:27
Tags: slowly dying of a lack of parsh
; Porschelump
; Porsche 944
; Mitsubishi Lancer GTS
; Lulzcer
; Lancer GTS
; Mitsubishi
; sadness
; no car
; send parsh
STARS: 1
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Lancer got hit. Parsh is probably toast. I’m stuck with a rental I find deeply un-fun.
...
send
paaaaaaaarsh
"Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped" (verdog)
07/07/2017 at 20:34, STARS: 0
In Austin? I help tomo... that’s sad panda.
"facw" (facw)
07/07/2017 at 20:35, STARS: 0
That is a lot of tags! Sorry I have no parsh to send.
"RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
07/07/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 1
Porsche is toast? What happened to the Porsche? :O
"bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
07/07/2017 at 20:40, STARS: 0
What’s the rental?
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/07/2017 at 20:49, STARS: 2
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
07/07/2017 at 20:53, STARS: 1
Sorry it’s all I’ve got! That sucks — at least you can hoon the crap out of the rental without fear.
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
07/07/2017 at 20:56, STARS: 2
Somebody call 911!
"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
07/07/2017 at 20:59, STARS: 0
"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
07/07/2017 at 21:01, STARS: 0
"Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
07/07/2017 at 21:06, STARS: 0
Nooooo. Don’t turn into David tracy
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
07/07/2017 at 21:20, STARS: 0
I don’t know what’s going on but I hope this helps some
https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/l-Used-Porsche-944-d406
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
07/07/2017 at 21:27, STARS: 0
http://diecast.spiraln.com/porsche/911/mb_porsche911-gt3/index.html
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
07/07/2017 at 21:28, STARS: 1
what happened to your Lancer?
"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
07/07/2017 at 21:35, STARS: 2
sorry to hear that
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You should buy another Porsche!
"Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
07/07/2017 at 22:10, STARS: 0
My phone is full of parsh! Hopefully your stay in rental car purgatory will be short...
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
07/07/2017 at 22:23, STARS: 2
[jarglusness intensifies]
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/07/2017 at 22:24, STARS: 0
IT’S LIKE YOU KNOW ME.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/07/2017 at 22:25, STARS: 0
this is excellent parsh
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/07/2017 at 22:25, STARS: 1
Big glass sunroof. SEW FAUNCEH.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/07/2017 at 22:26, STARS: 0
There’s some excellent parsh in those pics.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/07/2017 at 22:26, STARS: 0
I have lots of these kinds of parsh. Also good parsh.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/07/2017 at 22:26, STARS: 0
Overheated really weirdly on the way back from the track. IDK what’s wrong with it.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/07/2017 at 22:27, STARS: 0
Parsh is acting up. Need to fix it before I can drive it.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/07/2017 at 22:28, STARS: 0
Hit ‘n’ run
while parked
.
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"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/07/2017 at 22:28, STARS: 0
yes, and let me hoon the 911
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/07/2017 at 22:29, STARS: 0
Buick Envision. It’s irritating. Stupid touch-panel “buttons” (which aren’t buttons) don’t respond immediately. Start-stop is paranoid and stops when you’re just inching around a parking lot—and there’s no way to turn it off. It’s also gigantic.
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
07/07/2017 at 22:29, STARS: 0
ouch.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/07/2017 at 22:31, STARS: 0
I think I’m going to try narrowing down the problems with the parsh first. Sending off an oil analysis to check for coolant in case the head gasket or rod bearings are toast. Gonna test the electrical components related to the fan. Dig out dumb stuff related to the stupid cooling system to see if I have a new thermostat. Puffalump some Puffalumps. IDK. Blergh.
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
07/07/2017 at 22:34, STARS: 0
Oh no, good luck.
"ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)" (adabofoppo)
07/07/2017 at 22:35, STARS: 0
Instructions unclear.
duck.jpg
vwbeetle.jpg
[Also Fuck You, Kinja. WTF good a commenting system if you can’t post pics, especially on mobile!? Fuck You Apple! Stop reinventing the wheel, filling with shit, and foisting it on us all like it’s something wonderful. FUCK EVERYTHING I HATE IT ALL FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK.]
K. Nite Oppo.
"random001" (random001)
07/07/2017 at 22:37, STARS: 0
"Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
07/07/2017 at 22:39, STARS: 0
We have many excellent Stücke in the Boston area!
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
07/07/2017 at 22:40, STARS: 0
Much luxury! And only at a very slight weight penalty to your 944, I’m sure. But I love that rear end view on the 991...
"MM54" (mm54mk2)
07/07/2017 at 23:27, STARS: 0
Waterparsh?
"Agrajag" (Agrajag)
07/07/2017 at 23:27, STARS: 0
Sad Ferdinando joins you.
"MM54" (mm54mk2)
07/07/2017 at 23:27, STARS: 0
Kinja!! Where’s my picture?
"MM54" (mm54mk2)
07/07/2017 at 23:28, STARS: 0
Damnit just go here then
http://oppositelock.kinja.com/this-guy-has-won-at-vanity-plates-1796245696
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/08/2017 at 07:05, STARS: 1
Ehhhhh, the 991 is just big all over. It looks like a Mack truck next to my 944.
Still, I’d hoon it like a hoon-tool for hoonin’ if someone wants to let me hoon it.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/08/2017 at 07:06, STARS: 0
LOL
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/08/2017 at 07:06, STARS: 0
but I have a parsh, I just need to fix my parsh
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/08/2017 at 07:09, STARS: 0
helpbox@kinja.com, IIRC
also, she’s a chicken
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/08/2017 at 07:09, STARS: 1
:’(
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/08/2017 at 07:10, STARS: 0
that’s not parsh
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/08/2017 at 07:10, STARS: 0
:(
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/08/2017 at 07:10, STARS: 0
The regular car is at the shop. I just have to fix my parsh.
"RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
07/08/2017 at 07:22, STARS: 0
Sorry to hear Stef! Wish I could help! What’s the word on the Lancer? I read it got it awhile back, but I can’t remember if it was worth repairing or not...?
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
07/08/2017 at 08:45, STARS: 0
Yeah, the size difference seeing one next to an old 911 is... breathtaking.
I wouldn’t say no to any running Parsh.
"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
07/08/2017 at 09:26, STARS: 0
you can never have enough
"ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)" (adabofoppo)
07/08/2017 at 10:40, STARS: 0
quack
"random001" (random001)
07/08/2017 at 11:26, STARS: 0
Oops....
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/09/2017 at 22:38, STARS: 0
this is fact
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/09/2017 at 22:52, STARS: 0
cluck