by "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
Published 07/07/2017 at 15:37
by "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
Published 07/07/2017 at 15:37
Tags: Fusion
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STARS: 4
Fusion.net will be renamed to Splinter . No word on if Matt Hardigree will insist that the sub-blogs be renamed Michelangelo, Donatello, and Leonardo (he already has a Raphael).
Hehe Raph works for Splinter
"benjrblant" (benjblant)
07/07/2017 at 15:39, STARS: 5
Does this mean that news and politics will stop showing up on gizmodo? I think that was a tech blog at one time but cannot verify.
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
07/07/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 1
No. Gizmodo is a leader of the #Resistance. Our gizmos will bring revolution.
"Nibby" (nibby68)
07/07/2017 at 15:43, STARS: 3
Ford Splinter. Interesting name for a badge-engineered Aston Martin
"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
07/07/2017 at 15:43, STARS: 2
So which blog will cover nothing but pizza?
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
07/07/2017 at 15:44, STARS: 1
Hopefully
"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
07/07/2017 at 15:46, STARS: 1
When you say “tech blog”, you mean that they blogged about tech?
I think maybe they did that years ago, but it’s much more profitable to write about Trump’s handshakes.
"EL_ULY" (uly)
07/07/2017 at 15:48, STARS: 3
Michelangelo Ballaban
"benjrblant" (benjblant)
07/07/2017 at 15:48, STARS: 1
Every blog can be a tech blog if it’s written on a PC Computer Machine.
"user314" (user314)
07/07/2017 at 15:49, STARS: 5
for the “justice-minded, inclusive and incisive”
Unless you don’t agree with us, then get fucked you bigoted cis-gender slime.
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
07/07/2017 at 15:51, STARS: 0
o_o
omg
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
07/07/2017 at 15:52, STARS: 1
Hehe Raph works for Splinter
And in the end, isn’t this what matters?
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
07/07/2017 at 15:53, STARS: 0
This is all part of a plan to make Raph a super hero
"EL_ULY" (uly)
07/07/2017 at 15:53, STARS: 0
wypipo :]
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/07/2017 at 15:53, STARS: 3
“GMG properties include the former Gawker Media sites Jezebel, Gizmodo, Deadspin, Kotaku and Lifehacker, as well as The Root”
[sad trombone]
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
07/07/2017 at 15:57, STARS: 1
Calzones or GTFAC.
"benjrblant" (benjblant)
07/07/2017 at 16:00, STARS: 2
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
07/07/2017 at 16:01, STARS: 1
I think we can skip some more of the backstory, though. We’re like 65 minutes in and still no Beetle-based superpowers except the lame flipping one.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
07/07/2017 at 16:02, STARS: 5
That name really gets under my skin.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/07/2017 at 16:08, STARS: 2
The word splinter has many different connotations, but the only positive one is a mutant rat. Let that sink in for a moment and then consider that at least one person behind that rebranding idea collected a paycheck for it.
"user314" (user314)
07/07/2017 at 16:13, STARS: 1
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
"Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
07/07/2017 at 16:20, STARS: 1
But where would HamNo rant about how everyone and everything should be in a union? I hope he doesn’t find out my dogs didn’t unionize
"user314" (user314)
07/07/2017 at 16:32, STARS: 1
Stromboli for great justice!
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
07/07/2017 at 17:11, STARS: 1
And every article is tech-relevant if the subject has been passed around Facebook or Twitter.
/s
"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
07/07/2017 at 17:43, STARS: 0
I only knew of Fusion for The Chris Gethard Show. But he got picked up by Tru TV now so I don’t think I’ll ever watch it again
"TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy" (thebimmerguy)
07/07/2017 at 17:46, STARS: 0
I can’t wait till the next update where they write meaningful content that isn’t just a breeding ground for complaining and irrational thought, oh wait.
"interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
07/07/2017 at 18:08, STARS: 0
“Gethard”
(I know I’m probably the millionth person to say this)
"nermal" (nermal)
07/07/2017 at 18:13, STARS: 1
There was also the Offspring album.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/07/2017 at 18:27, STARS: 0
Pizza makes me fart a lot, but if you could convert fart-power into a measurable, usable source of propulsion somehow...
...I will win the Domino’s Fart-Powered 420 Presented By Boudreaux’s Butt Paste if my butt depends on it.
(butts)
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
07/07/2017 at 23:07, STARS: 1
We should make an Auto Union, and put the timing chains against the firewall
"Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
07/07/2017 at 23:10, STARS: 1
Why stop there? Why not put them under the car and then have a series of chains and pulleys that connect to the rear diff that then connects through more chains and pulleys to the engine? That’d be high quality German engineering