You Probably Think Idris Elba Is The Ultimate British Car Guy

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Published 07/06/2017 at 13:34

Tags: Idris Elba ; Steak
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Unflinchingly handsome, overwhelmingly British, and not scared of committing to unreliable cars.

But then you learn more .

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Idris Elba is literally Donald Trump

Replies (34)

Kinja'd!!! "Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again." (sir-stig)
07/06/2017 at 13:38, STARS: 1

Hey, I overcooked my steak yesterday and got it close to medium well and it was still pretty good, as long as he wasn’t using ketchup on it I’m still good with him.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
07/06/2017 at 13:38, STARS: 3

wow apologist

Kinja'd!!! "Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again." (sir-stig)
07/06/2017 at 13:40, STARS: 2

Hey, Idris can have whatever he wants.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
07/06/2017 at 13:41, STARS: 1

Yes he can choose to be a monster if he so wishes

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
07/06/2017 at 13:43, STARS: 1

Fake news!

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
07/06/2017 at 13:44, STARS: 3

Dont care, still have a man crush on him.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
07/06/2017 at 13:46, STARS: 1

After a steady diet of Gunslinger Burritos and popkins and whatever plants were found edible along The Waste Lands I’m sure even a well done steak was like eating the most luxurious of foods.

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07/06/2017 at 13:46, STARS: 3

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Kinja'd!!! "Captain of the Enterprise" (justanotherdayinparadise)
07/06/2017 at 13:47, STARS: 2

There’s nothing wrong in my opinion with avoiding sickness that comes with raw meat. I don’t like steak anyway.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
07/06/2017 at 13:48, STARS: 4

If the one fault we can find with him is that he has his steaks well done, I think he’s still amazing. I think he would have been great as a Top Gear host.

Kinja'd!!! "Brian, The Life of" (familycar)
07/06/2017 at 13:49, STARS: 17

I’m sorry, are you seriously judging a Brit by his taste in ... cuisine?!

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
07/06/2017 at 13:49, STARS: 0

Liking bad boys doesn’t mean liking boys that are actually bad

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
07/06/2017 at 13:49, STARS: 0

A true Brit would embrace their long history of food poisoning

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
07/06/2017 at 13:50, STARS: 0

point taken

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
07/06/2017 at 13:50, STARS: 2

But what if he handled the catering o_o

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
07/06/2017 at 13:51, STARS: 1

The thing I missed most on my week vacation in Englandia was actual spicy food.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
07/06/2017 at 13:51, STARS: 3

Yeah, but they’d get it the British Way — Mad Cow, not E. Coli.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
07/06/2017 at 13:53, STARS: 3

I prefer medium rare. I have however had what I consider to be a good well done steak. The blackened crunchiness and separated/rendered grease is a *different kind* of good.

I am a monster.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
07/06/2017 at 13:53, STARS: 2

I’ve had hospital steak. He can’t do any worse.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
07/06/2017 at 14:05, STARS: 1

If I had Idris over for my steaks, and he asked for his to be well-done, he’s not eating my steaks.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
07/06/2017 at 14:15, STARS: 2

Someone would get punched

Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
07/06/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 0

Pffffft, I like my steaks well-done, too. Sue me!

Kinja'd!!! "Sir Halffast" (Sir_Halffast)
07/06/2017 at 14:45, STARS: 4

You didn’t eat Indian food, I take it.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
07/06/2017 at 14:48, STARS: 0

Nope - but then again I can’t recall ever having had a curry that was too hot to eat. Curry doesn’t seem to hit me very hard. Mostly I had other alleged spicy things. The be-warning-labeled OMG SPICY chicken at Tesco, for example, was, um, not.

I mean, I’m not a raw-habenero and ghost pepper chicken thrillmonkey for spicy food, but I did grow up on Korean food, so...

Kinja'd!!! "Sir Halffast" (Sir_Halffast)
07/06/2017 at 14:55, STARS: 0

That’s too bad. The Indian food in Olde Londone Towne is legit.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
07/06/2017 at 14:58, STARS: 0

I once tried to eat Indian food in Berlin. Kind of not great. Don’t know if it was just the place, some sense in which I’ve grown to expect less... ordinary and dull Indian food, or simply that Berlin is not a good place for Indian food. Unlike, say, the former Capital Of Empire.

Probably should do two phases to another visit - with car, and without car. Car is absolutely essential to anywhere non-London, but in the city... eurgh.

Kinja'd!!! "Sir Halffast" (Sir_Halffast)
07/06/2017 at 15:04, STARS: 0

Exactly. India wasn’t part of the German Commonwealth. Yeah, London’s easy without a car. I’ve never had one there. However it makes it tough to get out of town. Which I’ve also never really done.

Kinja'd!!! "merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc" (merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc)
07/06/2017 at 15:32, STARS: 1