The contents of this case are worth more than my car

Kinja'd!!! by "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
Published 07/05/2017 at 19:18

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Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
07/05/2017 at 19:21, STARS: 0

What are you going to put in it?

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
07/05/2017 at 19:22, STARS: 0

is it empty?

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
07/05/2017 at 19:32, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
07/05/2017 at 19:32, STARS: 8

I’ve seen your car, so I’m guessing the contents of the case are a half eaten sandwich

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
07/05/2017 at 19:37, STARS: 9

The nude pics your mom sent me.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
07/05/2017 at 19:38, STARS: 3

It’s actually only one quarter eaten thank you.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
07/05/2017 at 19:41, STARS: 1

Too ambitious.

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
07/05/2017 at 19:52, STARS: 2

Hah!

So my last job, I drove around in a $15,000 Kia Soul with equipment worth about $750,000 in the back regularly. Most expensive Kia ever!

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
07/05/2017 at 19:58, STARS: 0

I’ve had about $60k in cash in my car at one time.

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
07/05/2017 at 19:59, STARS: 1

thats some good camoflage

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
07/05/2017 at 20:01, STARS: 0

Crossing state lines?

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
07/05/2017 at 20:02, STARS: 0

No, it was just damned efficient use of space, that Soul.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
07/05/2017 at 20:22, STARS: 0

Town lines

Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
07/05/2017 at 20:30, STARS: 0

A Modis?

Kinja'd!!! "xc90v8/I4 :(" (xc90v8)
07/05/2017 at 20:30, STARS: 0

When I was in a “club” a couple of years ago we used to drive around equipment worth like 60 million in trucks worth a couple grand.

Kinja'd!!! "BaconSandwich is tasty." (baconsandwich)
07/05/2017 at 23:19, STARS: 0

What kind of “club”, dare I ask? One that involves dressing in camouflage?

Kinja'd!!! "xc90v8/I4 :(" (xc90v8)
07/06/2017 at 02:36, STARS: 0

Yeah that is part of it

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
07/06/2017 at 06:25, STARS: 1

Whew, then you’re ok. Otherwise, you’d be laundering money. Wait, you’re not laundering money, are you?

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
07/06/2017 at 07:32, STARS: 0

contents of my wallet are worth more than my car.

Kinja'd!!! "Zip-McBump" (zip-mcbump)
07/07/2017 at 13:12, STARS: 0

Not a slight on your car, but the case itself is probably worth more than your car (and mine combined).

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
07/08/2017 at 17:48, STARS: 0

How about a BOTL non-air-conditioned 3.0l Ford Windstar full of avionics for the 777-300ER. Forget the equipment being worth more than the vehicle (one empty container was worth more than my car) - the equipment was probably more valuable than me ...

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Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
07/08/2017 at 19:29, STARS: 1

Pro-Link Ultra. Basically a Modis but with support for heavy duty vehicles.

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
07/08/2017 at 21:09, STARS: 1

Showoff!

But this is excellent.

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
07/08/2017 at 21:22, STARS: 0

If the ramp workers knew how valuable these little boxes are there might have been a theft problem. However, the market for used and undocumented avionics for a particular type of aircraft is somewhat limited, to say the least. And it’s not terribly difficult to figure out where they came from, right down to the airframe. 

Given the value of these things they’d be in for some serious jail time. Perhaps this is why they just stuck to pilfering cameras and iPads from customers’s luggage instead...

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
07/09/2017 at 20:25, STARS: 0

I’m sure that was way easier.