Happy Birthday 'murica

Kinja'd!!! by "El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone)
Published 07/04/2017 at 15:45

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Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
07/04/2017 at 16:03, STARS: 5

“By your powers...comb...combined, I am...am....UUGGGGHHH”

“He fell over! Quick, call the hospital!”

-Later-

“I’m sorry Captain ‘Murica, but your bypass surgery will not be covered by your insurance company. It’s a pre-existing condition.”

Announcer: And that was the day America died. The end.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
07/04/2017 at 16:09, STARS: 0

I want to thank you for this, but I can’t quite seem to bring myself to do so.