Update: The Jag road-trips

Kinja'd!!! by "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
Published 07/03/2017 at 23:24

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450 miles to my grandma’s house in Oklahoma and back. 11mpg. 3 gears and no locking torque converter = 3000rpm in a 5.7 liter V8 with an exhaust leak. Fuuuuuuck that wasn’t fun. Here are some pictures, I’ll go wallow in how damn broke I am now.

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Poor dog is covered in non-malignant tumors. Most of them just popped up in the last year. Don’t bother her but it looks incredibly disturbing.


Replies (18)

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/03/2017 at 23:30, STARS: 6

“450 miles in an XJS?”

“5.7 liter V8"

“Ohhhhhh”

Kinja'd!!! "Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
07/03/2017 at 23:36, STARS: 0

700R4 swap time?

Kinja'd!!! "aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
07/03/2017 at 23:39, STARS: 1

as much as i’d hate to star your comment

i had too

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/03/2017 at 23:40, STARS: 1

The fact that neither of our Jags could make it 450 miles in one go just makes ours more authentic. Even if Jake’s is cooler.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
07/03/2017 at 23:48, STARS: 0

I badly want to but I only have $40 right now. I’d need $150 for one that’s on CL right now, another $90 to get my driveshaft shortened and balanced, and then probably another $80 for random stuff like materials to relocate the trans mount, etc.

Kinja'd!!! "deprecated account" (savethei4s)
07/03/2017 at 23:58, STARS: 3

5.7 liter? You mean a 350??? Git yer commie metric bullshit outta here!

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
07/04/2017 at 00:02, STARS: 3

It’s a three-fitty not a 5.7l.

Who the hell started all this metric convert crap just stole the awesome that is cubic inches.

Kinja'd!!! "Captain of the Enterprise" (justanotherdayinparadise)
07/04/2017 at 00:02, STARS: 2

Please tell me you don’t mean $40 to your name right now.

Kinja'd!!! "Spridget" (dustbustervans)
07/04/2017 at 00:19, STARS: 3

Well it passed the test, time to sell the Miata and house and travel around the country in an XJS.

Kinja'd!!! "Whthuheh" (whthuheh)
07/04/2017 at 00:56, STARS: 1

Some of the 3spd ATs had a lockup torque converter. Check out the “Jags that run” website. If you dig you can find info on 350 swaps into Jags and if you have a lockup torque converter, how you can wire up a lockup torque coverter switch including brake circuit (i.e. When you hit the brakes you want the torque converter to unlock).

Kinja'd!!! "BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires" (biturbo228)
07/04/2017 at 04:25, STARS: 1

Hell yeah your car is cool, even if it is blasphemous.

11mpg is worse than the V12 though :S that can’t be right...

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
07/04/2017 at 05:41, STARS: 0

have a shave you git.

;)

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
07/04/2017 at 10:22, STARS: 0

My girlfriend just told you to fuck off.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
07/04/2017 at 10:23, STARS: 1

she’s a charmer

;)

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
07/04/2017 at 10:23, STARS: 0

Cammed 355 with a 4 barrel that ran at 3000rpm all the way down there. Then again it could likely use a tune... that carb wasn’t set up right at all when I got it. I got the low-load stuff adjusted correctly with the screws on the front but I’m not sure those are what controls it at 3k rpm

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
07/04/2017 at 10:24, STARS: 0

That would be interesting. I believe it is the TH350S that has the lockup converter. I’d have to take a look and see what trans it is.

Kinja'd!!! "BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires" (biturbo228)
07/04/2017 at 10:33, STARS: 0

Yeah the 3000rpm might just do it, although I’d definitely check the fuelling.

Out of interest, how much power should that setup be making?

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
07/04/2017 at 11:13, STARS: 0

I have no idea. It appears to be a bog standard truck 350 pre-1985 with no emissions crap, some strange tubular headers that snake around the car’s bodywork, a 4-barrel 600CFM (?) Edelbrock, and a very mild cam. My butt dyno says probably 230hp and 300lb*ft of torque. I’m debating on spending the money on Vortec heads or getting another set of regular 350 heads and porting/polishing and rebuilding them myself.