I was in a store and two dudebros were talking to each other. 

by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 07/03/2017 at 23:10

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I don’t think they knew each other, they just seemed to be drawn to each other through their mutual scent of an entire can of axe body spray.

“But that’s not like, what I care about, you know? I have a unique view on life. Like, if someone offers me a job and it isn’t illegal and it pays a fuckton more than I’m earning now, I’d take it.”

Also, I found Tiger beer

yesssssssss

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"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
07/03/2017 at 23:54, STARS: 1

Would you NOT take a job that payed you a fuckton more? Assuming it didn’t have substantially worse working conditions.

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/03/2017 at 23:59, STARS: 2

Everyone would. That’s why he does not have a unique outlook on life, despite genuinely seeming to think so.

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
07/04/2017 at 00:09, STARS: 1

Missed that, damn speed reading. I swear, every year you get older there’s one less hour in the day. Although I imagine at some point it goes the other way.